Hey folks. I'm back from my slumbernation for the sole purpose of changing this site around. It's only about two weeks until my birthday and I've come to terms with my inability to operate a motor vehicle legally. Yessir, that's right, I am ready to accept the fact that for the next couple of months, I will be known as the chill senior kid that does not drive. And so goes my life. If life were a videogame, you can bet that my initials will not appear on the scrolling High Scores list. I am ready to accept that I am a Screech in a world full of Zachs. Are you?
I've came up with another of my engenious plans. I shall make my own documentary based on my life. Theres no better character than a cool kid that has no licsence, no car, no job, and no money. Well, I've got money. It's gonna be me walking around just videotaping all the goings-on with me, my friends, and school. It's gonna have a killer soundtrack and include interveiws with all my friends! So if you see me with a camcorder, make yourself presentable and prepare your self for a barrage of uncommon questions. It's got drama! It's got comedy! It's got real-life problems! It's got Me! Well, you might read this and shrug off the idea because it may seem lame, but it's gonna be cool when I finish it. It's gonna be the shizzle. Fo' rizzle.
6 - 22 - 03
Yea. I know. It's been a while. Whatever. It's summer, folks! Time to forget about everything you've ever learned and get sunburned! Let's dive into some current events. It's official now, Mannino knows about this site and took it in good nature. Falls Road has successfully released a demo CD which is available for 3 bucks from Chris W. (S.N. - chrisdude912). This CD is highly recommended by everyone plus Jay M., gangsta rapper. I'm planning to put some sort of review of this CD up soon. The Falls Road show on the 20th was good too. Except Out of Reach had to be jackasses and take the second slot instead of the provided first slot. Eh, you had to be there. Hey Bill, RUNNING MAN!! So who else dominated the Karacki exam? Anyone? Okay just me!
*Sigh* So I volunteered to do freshman orientation on Friday. That rocked. I got a whole other generation to see how cool and amazingly awesome I am. For those who did not get around to signing my yearbook, feel free to sign my guestbook! It's like my online yearbook! Sign the yearbook! Or I'll Tristanate you!! I am the TRISTANATOR!! Tristanating the country... Tristanating the peasants...
6 - 1 - 03
Oh yes, only a few days left of instruction. What a great last couple of weeks, eh? Foreign films and making fun of the people in them. I would like to congratulate ALL R.A.M.s. What for, you may ask? Well, think about it. The senior Pioneer R.A.M.s are gone now. Soon, there will be a new population of Mini-R.A.M.s - less powerful, less hatred, less experienced, less cooler, less older R.A.M.s. And they will worship us, the original R.A.M.s. Woot woot. We should have some sort of medallion made that we can wear. So if anyone knows anyone else with a button maker, tell em to make about a hundred buttons featuring the official R.A.M.s symbol.
5 - 14 - 03
Yessir, it's the 14th. You know what that means. It means that the AP exam is over! Huzzah! That kickeths. People have been arguing about my consistency in updating this site. To this I say sorry. But there is one way you -- yes, you! -- can help. It's called the "Tristan San Buenaventura Monetary Advancement and Investment Organization Focusing on the Enhancement of Digital Processing Units." That's right, I need 2,000 beautiful people to lend me a dollar so I can buy a new computer. We can rebuild him. We can make him stronger, smarter, faster.
Four days and counting until prom. Cool people don't go. That's right. Jessi C., Mia V., and I are refusing to enter ourselves into that conformity barn! Anyway, cool people visit this webpage. Almost 500 hits, fool! That's gotta be more that any other Magruder website! I said the funniest thing today in WHAP. In Monty Python where you see the fat chick, I turn to Ricky and yell, "Hey, Ricky you lied! You said Ben's mom was hot!" Well, you had to be there. New Pictures! For real this time!
iiYUMMY DONUTS!!
Strawberry milk: $1.39
Apple Fritter: $.99
Experiencing nirvana and seeing the face of God: Pricele -- accually, $2.38 plus tax.
4 - 26 - 03
Falls Road show = insanely awesome!! Featuring me on solo tamborine! Special thanks to C.J. sax for explaining to people why I was holding a guitar while I was playing tamborine. It was to preserve any dignity I had left. I saw many R.A.M.s there, Including Susan M., Jami H., Jay M., Danny F., Scott L., and a few other non-R.A.M.s. It was soooo great. Falls Road was great. By the end of the first set people were like, "Out Of Who?" The best part was the lightsaber fight between me and Eric M. Check out the Pictures of the show!
4 - 22 - 03
R.A.M. is back! Due to Ben's overwillingness to preform his duty of playing tricks on people, panic was spread within our community. It was NOT cool for the 24 hours that I did not know that Ben posted as an angry Mannino. Little did I know that it was just Ben's way of showing me that he wanted a promotion to "Master of Trickery." Ben's actions in class today were as daring as they were sneaky. Ben decides to army crawl up to the board today to erase his name off the "Summer School" list while Mannino's back was turned. For this, Ben received a detention!! And therefore, a Purple Heart of R.A.M. He was wounded in action!! (For liability purposes, this was NOT a R.A.M.s induced action.) Kudos.
This site is not even done yet and we have exceeded over 150 hits! Fantabulous! So take a look around. It's still not done but its still pretty complete. Sign the guestbook! Coming up soon are more Funny Stuff and more People bios, including the wildly anticipated bios of Alison K. and Scott L. Reminder: bios only posted on a case by case basis.
Question: Instead of having bios for people who are not current R.A.M.s, should I make a Shoutouts link in the People page? Tell me whatcha think.
4 - 21 - 03
[Entry deleted.] Ray F. jumped on me today in front of practically the whole school. Piggyback rides do not work well a 290 pound man decides to jump on your back. It was ugly. Knees buckled, Elbows scraped. Classic case of a roping. Coming soon! Planetary Ring of Dead People and Jackasses comic picture!!
4 - 16 - 03
Today I added more bios in the People / Pictures section. I also added on to If Tristan Ruled the World in the Tristan's Funny Stuff section. Sign the damn Guestbook! The official R.A.M.s symbol is here!! I am excited! Coming soon: Pictures!! I am currently sorting out legal matters concerning the addition of Dorothy H.'s (not to mention that she is REALLY hot and sweet.) pictures onto this site. My people are calling her people. I want waffles.
4 - 11 - 03
Happy Birthday Alison K. Tristan S. is still hot. Today in WHAP, me, Eric M., and Susan M. found out that the apple cider Mannino had was poop juice. So I took a chocolate maccaroon and put it in the cup. We labeled it "diarehhea" and left it on the counter for Mannino to find.