--CW..please excuse my rambling. ..buh duh chh.
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| Tristan S. | God. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Tristan is quite possibly the hottest man ever. He has the body of a god. He rocks everything. Ever. He has no car, license, money, or job. This makes one wonder why he has no girlfriend. He is insanely intelligent. How does one spell genious? T-R-I-S-T-A-N. He is also NOT fat. He is delightfully plump. Tristan also has an inferiority complex, meaning that he thinks that everyone is better than him. Prove him wrong by going out with him. He founded the R.A.M.s back in the day and now it has literally oodles of members. His heroes include Adam Carolla and the lesser-known McDonalds spokesperson, "HamMurderer." He is also the guy typing all the great stuff about Tristan. Tristan rocks. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Susan M. | Queen. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Of all the R.A.M.s, no one has a fraction of Susan's apathism torwards Mannino. This is what made her the ideal canidate for the R.A.M.s queen. I knew she was perfect for the job when she first called out the R.A.M.s mating call: "AHHGGG!!!!" Susan's goals in life include winning a Grammy for the best new artist and to sleep with Tristan. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Ben H. | General of the R.A.M.s Secret Police. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ben is one of the Co-Founders of R.A.M. He is the second most influential R.A.M. there is. He is most famous for his poster reversal duties. Ben has not failed in making Mannino scream whenever she walks into her classroom only to find her favorite Africa poster rearranged. He is also the master of discreetly writing messages high on the board, where Mannino cannot reach to erase it. Ben is a hero to small impressionable children. He is also in charge of expelling unwanted people that want to be in R.A.M.s. Ben, we love you. But not as much as we love Tristan. Ben rocks. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Alison K. | Scout. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Alison is quite possibly the most hard working R.A.M. there is. Since she has WHAP before anybody else, she scouts Mannino's mood that day. This is important if Ben or I would like to play a trick on Mannino. Alison tells us if it is or is not a good idea that day based on Mannino's mood. Alison was also the very first person that heard about R.A.M. after I "pitched" the idea to Ben (oh, man! baseball joke!). Alison's goals in life include sleeping with Jimmy Fallon and killing Tina Fey for having her dream job. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Chris W. aka. Lord Harrison Chris "Master of Puppets" Wadsworth IV | Rocker. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Chris W. is the guitar playing Suburban Legend. His equipment of choice include an Epiphone Les Paul Custom, a Marshall JCM2000, and a Jim Dunlop Crybaby Wah (Editor's note: showoff.). He responds to the nicknames: Angus, Everlong, and the Maximum Package (Editor's note: *shudder.*). He currently plays in a band named falls road, which has a reputation of rocking. Chris' heroes include Adam Carrolla and the built guy at the gym with the unibrow. He also is very available. His favorite pastimes include calling people fuzz face, scooping ice cream, wishing he was as cool as Wayne Campbell, adding tid bits of useless information to this so called rage against the mannino page, knowing everything about everything ever, doing his best to be the thing that once was but couldn't be and nearly was but in the end could never be, recalling his days in Yorkshire, noting how the matrix reloaded is strikingly similar to the Empire Strikes Back, and generally loving life. His possible carreer paths include: being in a band, being a proffesional sperm donor, and maybe even being a ninja turtle (michaelangelo of course..he's a party dude). And remember, the power is yours! --CW..please excuse my rambling. ..buh duh chh. |
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| Scott L. | Pimp. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Scott is the eldest, therefore wisest, of all the R.A.M.s. He is also quite lucky because he drives a Mercedes Benz. Because of his car, he seems to be quite attractive. He just turned 18 and the best thing he is good for is buying us movie tickets. He also rocks. Umm... I ran out of things to say about Scott so I'll just make stuff up. Scott once donated all of his belongings to the Save the Madagascarian Children from the Terrors of Hard Water in Their Homes Foundation. He will not live in a world that has children of third world countries bathing in mineral-rich waters. A little known fact about Scott is that he is a potent military force to be beckoned with. He is an army of one. Literally. He has his own platoon. He singlehandedly expelled all the terrorist from Klickhechistan. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Jessi C. | Object of R.A.M. affection. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jessi is quite possibly the most intelligent, hardworking R.A.M. It's a shame that all of her accomplishments and merits go unnoticed when beside her inscrutchulous beauty. Okay, I made that word up. But it's cool because I can be just as successful in life! So what if she become famous for being a really good... whatever. I can still be famous for when I become a world-famous engineer. And even if there aren't famous engineers today, I'll be glad to be the first! Fact of the matter is, Jessi is really smart and people are jealous of her hardwork... oh wait, did i say jealous of her hard work? I meant jealous of her free time! That's gotta be it!! She has more free time than us! She probably doesn't even sleep! She's a robot! She's a more effective learning machine from the future whose only mission is to kill my GPA!! "Too bad she couldn't tell you how cheese is made. Then she'd be perfect." - Chris Wadsworth. Wait a sec... Jessi went to a cheese factory last summer in Holland!? What the !@#$%??!?! Where did that come from!?!? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Jay M. | The Man. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jay is the Master of Ceremonies for Magruder's Automotive Technology Club. Jay also has the world's coolest car. I know what you're thinking. Jay must be to coolest man alive. Have you learned nothing from this website? Tristan is the coolest man alive. But Jay is right up there on the spectrum of coolness. Jay has one weakness though. He is allergic to milk. That's right, dairy products are Jay's Kryptonite. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dorothy H. | Hot. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This is a temporary bio for Dorothy. Dorothy is the most cutest, hottest, most beautiful person I've ever seen in my life! Wanna know why? It's because she's wasian! Anyone that is half-asian/half-white is destined to be gorgeous in theory. That's probably why every chick is after Tristan. Tristan carries the gorgeous gene. By the way, who's seen Dorothy in a bikini?! ME!! With this said, I am now awaiting the arrival of Dorothy's vacation pictures at the lake!! :) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||