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M0nkkey8's BuddyProfile!
An ironic, comedic, and tragic comic...
Quotes and Stuff
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And Other Things:
A slightly disturbing, yet addicting game
Click once to bat, twice to swing! Try to beat 936.6! (bwahaha, i beat 918.3)
Subserviant Chicken
Tell the (also disturbing) Chicken what to do! Keep it clean people... : )
Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit
Oedipus Essay
No... not mine.
Napoleon Dynamite
Do chickens have large talons?
Darwin Awards!
LLAMAS!
The Critically acclaimed LLAMA SONG!!!
Llabra� Zebma� I don�t know.
Tasty Llama Info
Random... things
heh.
um...
yes...
^:3 - chikken
^;3 - winking chikken
^%3 - drunk chikken
^x3 - R.I.P. chikken
^.3 - one-eyed chikken
^@3 - hypnotized chikken
^ 3 - blind chikken
- headless chikken
^83 - *gasp* chikken
^:,3 - worried chikken
^,:3 - sad chikken
^:<3 - angry chikken
#:3 - chikken with braces
^:30 - innocent chikken
D:3 - sad sad chikken
d:3 - silly chikken
^03 - cyclopes (kyklopes ;-)) chikken
McBEESH! the creation of Minnie and me...see wut happens when you have free time in orchestra!
What do you get when you mix beef and sheep entrails, and put it patty-style on an openfaced sandwich?
a McBEESH!
Comes with a large drink of your choice, either organic bottled water, or artificially flavored, colored, and otherwise enhanced McSoda.
McBeesh...I'm likin' it!
More McStuff...
McFeesh! An omelet created from salmonella-infected eggs, and diseased fish (we pass the savings on to you!)
McPancake House of Waffles! I just thought of that one, more to come on it later.
Both divisions of the McBeeshTM Corporation*.
*The McBeesh Corporation is not a parody of anything in real life. Any resemblances between McBeesh and existing franchises are purely inferred. Although McBeesh is fictitious, and does not in fact, exist, it may someday. If McBeesh ever does exist, you can rest assured that we would not use inferior products, such as diseased fish, no matter how cheap, but would use every measure necessary to ensure the health and safety of the consumer. In closing, have you had a McBeesh latley? How do you like my disclaimer? I made it up myself. If I get too bored or paranoid, I'll make a disclaimer for my dicslaimer.
A History of the Creation of McBeesh!
(To clear up any misconceptions, and educate you people).
One of the best quotes of all times has to do with McBeesh. The day Minnie and i explained it to the class, there was a substitute, Mr. Britt. (Of course you know that McBeesh is not only a restaraunt/sandwich but is also a mnemonic for remembering the 7 types of reproductive isolation, Mechanical, Chemical, Behavioral, Embryological Inviability, Ecological, Seasonal, and Hybrid Sterility). Anyway, once we were done explaining, everyone was like, "Cool, go write it on the board Jason." So he did, but the way he wrote it, it looked like the sub's name was Mr. McBeesh, and so some people asked if they could call him that, and of course he said no. (Poor Mr. Britt ^83). So this happened during the next bio class after that. (Yes, DC is our bio teacher, Dr. Cammer, for those of you who don't know).
DC: did you send me that email about the substitute Jason?
Jason: yeah.
DC: who's Mr. McBeesh?
Class: *Laughs*
DC: i got your email, and i went to the teacher next door and asked her if she had changed my sub, because one of my students had said we had a Mr. McBeesh. And she said, no, it had been Mr. Britt...
DC: So who is Mr. McBeesh???
Good times. I had the best IBET, of course. :-D
mmm...heckyo...
Brian Fellow's, Brian Fellow's, Brian FELLOW'S...Safari Planet!
Brian Fellow is not an accredited zoologist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the environmental sciences. He is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education and an abiding love for all of God's creatures...share his love tonight on Brian Fellow's Safari Planet!
...and I'm Brian Fellows!
Brian's Official (maybe) Website
*sigh* i love SNL so much, it's so sad Tracy Morgan left. I LOVE Brian Fellow!
M0 n KK eY 8: give me a p
i just realized that i had nothing on here about Pepito, which is crazy, because i love Pepito. His full name, of course, is Pepito Rodriguez Gonzalez III de Salamanca. Es el hermano mayor de Pepe Hernandez Gonzalez IX de Salamanca, y primo de Paco Jose Fernandez de Puerto Rico. His name is longer, but I'm too tired to type it now. I'll put it in when i update.
M 0N kKe y8: Pepito Rodriguez Gonzalez III de Salamanca, hermano mayor de Pepe Hernandez Gonzalez IX de Salamanca, primo de Paco Jose Fernandez de Puerto Rico!!!
Minnie, our play Romeo and Juliet II, the Sequal: Final Showdown is going to ROCK! haha.
Favorite Palindrome:
haha, from a Simpsons Comic book.
M0 n KK eY 8: give me an e
M0 n KK eY 8: give me a p
M0 n KK eY 8: give me an i
M0 n KK eY 8: give me a t
M0 n KK eY 8: give me an o
M0 n KK eY 8: wut does that spell?
goldberrymary: PEPITO
M0 n KK eY 8: Pepito!
Mallenroh194: Good God.
^:3
Swap God for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws.
ok...disturbing...yet cute... :D
I adopted a cute lil' cow fetus
from Fetusmart!
Me: Hey Deepti, are you jewish?
Deepti: No, I'm Indian. First you asked me if I was Irish. Now you ask me if I'm Jewish...
Me: Well, you can't compare Irish to Jewish. The Irish come from Ireland, but Jews don't come from Jewland...
Play Chicken, the best game on EARTH!!!
Yes, Me and Nini, the dumbest thing Kate ever saw...
Mallenroh194: Are you a stalker now?
M0 n KK eY 8: no
M0 n KK eY 8: they started it
i love indians so much...(the ones from india, duh) and the amish.
Hoba!
