McBEESH! the creation of Minnie and me...
What do you get when you mix beef and sheep entrails, and put it patty-style on an openfaced sandwich?
a McBEESH!
Comes with a large drink of your choice, either organic bottled water, or artificially flavored, colored, and otherwise enhanced McSoda.
McBeesh...I'm likin' it!
More McStuff to Come...
McFeesh! An omelet created from salmonella-infected eggs, and diseased fish (we pass the savings on to you!)
McPancake House of Waffles! I just thought of that one, more to come on it later.
Both divisions of the McBeeshTM Corporation*. *The McBeesh Corporation is not a parody of anything in real life. Any resemblances between McBeesh and existing franchises are purely inferred. Although McBeesh is fictitious, and does not in fact, exist, it may someday. If McBeesh ever does exist, you can rest assured that we would not use inferior products, such as diseased fish, no matter how cheap, but would use every measure necessary to ensure the health and safety of the consumer. Contrary to (possibly) popular belief, McBeesh was not created to parody Burger King, or to a lesser extent, McDonalds. McBeesh was created as a biology mnemonic for the 7 factors of reproductive isolation, part of Sympatric speciation. These factors are:
Mechanical Isolation
Embryological Isolation is also known as Hybrid Inviability, but that would make McBeesh McBhesh, and no one wants that.
For more on Reproductive Isolation Mechanisms, you can visit these sites. (Come on, you know you wanna).
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