mmm...chikkens...
Tech Quotes
Tech class
here now- bio quotes!
Mr. Leaf: Interesting...this rotation had the lowest average on the test...
goldberrymary: but i was so mad about tech
M0 n KK eY 8: y so mad? the presentation?
goldberrymary: yes.
goldberrymary: and partly the interim thing
M0 n KK eY 8: y?
goldberrymary: i didn't realize til later that a lot of people got Fs
Mr. Leaf: I'll invite some seniors to class to harass you.
Alex: Excellent. Will they be graded on it?
Me: Ten points for making a frosh fit into a locker!
Children! You may kill people outside the room!
Mr Leaf: The other teachers and i agree that all teenage boys care about is sex and carnage.
Haonan: No, fast cars too.
Thomas: What do you mean our model is screwed up? Did it get messed up in the cabinet?
Me: Let's just say it's gone to a better place�
Freshmen i salute you!
Mr. Leaf: Putting it on your head is not going to help anything.
Me: Maybe we're the best tech class...
Alex: I'm sure that's true. (*that was sarcasm*)
Mr. Leaf: It's time for me to get out my whip!
(He really does have a whip, im not joking)
Me: Is something burning?
Jason: Something was burning...
Alex: yea, it was our variable resistor.
2 min. later...
Mr. Leaf: What's burning?
Me: Oh, it's ok. It's not burning anymore.
Mr. Leaf: Come on, you can suck on other things later!
Jason or me: Jimmy and Shannon are flirting again!
Jimmy: *glares*
Mr. Leaf: You take tech so you don't get conned by repair people.
Mr. Leaf: There's no reason for you all to be spitting out oral diarrhea!
Alex: Pace around and whip your hand menacingly (with a pointer) until it starts bleeding!
Jason: That would be very menacing.
Psyco Big Bird...
Psyco Big Bird in the cross-hairs...
Mr. Leaf: There is no need to strip in class!
Mr. Leaf: Are you really that stupid to be running your mouth when you're in my line of vision?
Jason: Umm...yes?
Sparky: What's your tech grade?
Me: a D!
Kristin: good job!
*at least i have a B now* :-D
goldberrymary: tammy is organizing a mr. leaf boycott
M0 n KK eY 8: haha, i heard
Alex: Evaluate yourself as a team?
Me: It says, as a team member.
Alex: Oh, I hadn't finished reading the whole sentence...
Sub: I am here to write down the names of any delinquents.
Who sits there? *Points to empty seat*
Us: That's Sam.
Casey: He's a delinquent.
Mr. Leaf: ...and then...
Jason: You sue the pants off them!
So anyway, we just got our grades, and i'm like, yes, i got an 84.wutever! and jason is like, aww, man, getting a 100% on the presentation brought my grade down to a 110%, and i'm like, shut up.
If you aren't in my tech class...be glad!
Mmmm...tasty...
Bio Quotes
DC: Take out a dark pen and a red pen.
DC: (reading Dr. Seuss) You don't have to psyco-analyze the characters!
Dr. Cammer teaching Lamarckism:
Let's just say I suddenly go insane and want to get really strong. So I go home, lift weights, and get some really big muscles. Rawr! Then, in a sudden burst of passion, I go to my wife and nine months later, a baby boy is born with really strong muscles! And that's Lamarckism for you!
on bb:
Due date for final sestina is Wednesday March 24, not Monday, March 22, as the latter day is an odd day (although everyday with you guys is an odd day, also).
DC: Once again, you have the lowest average of the three rotations.
DC: This is the longest it has ever taken for a class to get the answer.
Mallenroh194: Sucky IBET rotation pride!
�We need to train you- like dogs!�
--DC
DC: "You see this?" *Sticks fist in front of student's face*
But I would never threaten a student!
TWLiN: DC talking to mike r and christian
TWLiN: first ill separate you two
TWLiN: then ill separateyou idividually
TWLiN: but i would never threaten a student
TWLiN: because that wouldnt be appropriate
DC: Everybody say "ooh"! Everybody say "ahh!"
DC: You are a knuckle head!
DC: Remember, the quiz was fair.
in a profile:
i remember the time when dr cammer promised he would never assign more than one page of reading the night before... oh, how i miss those days
Bilyoog!
hahaha carrie:
A compilation of bio songs. Enjoy.
this is the bio that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, dr. wood(cammer) started teaching it, giving out a lot of work, and then she kept on teaching it forever just because this is the bio that never ends, yes it goes on and on...
bio knows how to get on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, bio knows how to get on everybody's nerves, and o how much it blows, bio knows how to get on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves...
In Victoria'sProfile:
biology. it may seem harmless at first. but every year, it claims the lives, the sleep, the sanity, of freshmen everywhere.
In midnightchild89's profile:
Jenn: "What units did we use for our nitrate levels?"
Me: "g/L why?"
Jenn: "Because the chart was in mg/L"
Me: "Oh...so that means..."
Jenn: "We gave them too much nitrate by a difference of a thousand."
so *thats* why their heart rate went down from 59 to 9...
midnightchild89: ^^
M0 n KK eY 8: ...:-D
midnightchild89: oopsie
M0 n KK eY 8: hahaha
M0 n KK eY 8: so how many of these did you torture/kill?
midnightchild89: only 5
HAHAHA! yet...mildly disturbing...at least they get to do a critter project instead of quizzes everyday *dies*
Twlin: blegh
Twlin: screw biology
M0 n KK eY 8: hahaha
whatever you do, shield your eyes from DC�s bike suit.
Yay monkeys!