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       Do I Kickass or What?
If your car is a form of expression, then holy shit. Attention whores are damn expressive.
(Updated: 8-16-04)
Looks like Maddox isn't the only one with intellectual property problems (new hate mail).
(Updated: 7-30-04)
Since when did Metallica single-handedly get Napster shut down?
(Updated: 7-29-04)
Violence doesn't always come in a gun toting uniform.
(Updated: 7-11-04)
What's the equivilant to dog shit blended with citrus flavored wine?
(Updated: 7-9-04)
A tribute to Team Fortress: The best game ever.
(Updated: 7-7-04)
The 10 necessities of life are finally exposed.
(Updated: 6-24-04)
Finally, my views on TV, revealed!
(Updated: 6-11-04)
The coolest new toy - just in time for Christmas!
(Updated: 6-6-04)
I have Half-Life 2! Come download!
(Updated: 6-1-04)
Dunkin Donuts needs to get their shit together.
(Updated: 5-31-04)
I envy no man.
(Updated: 5-29-04)
How much can I write based on a 1 1/3 line e-mail? (new hate mail).
(Updated: 5-6-04)
Eat your cake fatass. Atkins is bullshit.
(Updated: 5-4-04)
Bam Margera: America's Badass
(Updated: 4-25-04)
A Pokemon inspired work of Japanese engineering.
(Updated: 4-9-04)
I kickass.
(Updated: 4-9-04)
What makes a man, a man?
(Updated: 4-8-04)
An experience with a deluded classmate.
(Updated: 4-7-04)
Poetry sucks and so do the poets.
(Updated: 4-4-04)
April Fools Day is a joke, no pun intended.
(Updated: 4-1-04)
Bullshit things girls get offended by.
(Updated: 3-28-04)
Need a life? Need I say more? (new hate mail).
(Updated: 3-23-04)
Me? Lazy? Nah...
(Updated: 3-2-04)
Stereotypical madness - The average person.
(Updated: 2-24-04)
Justin Timberlake - Fetish for dickwads.
(Updated: 2-21-04)
CN8 is prejudiced.
(Updated: 2-21-04)
Free stuff kicks ass.
(Updated: 2-21-04)
Christopher Reeve is an asshole.
(Updated: 2-21-04)
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A Page To Answer All your questions.
The big list of things that piss me off.
(Updated: 6-6-04)
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