Green = Needs Capital Letter
Blue = Incorrect Grammar
Red = Incorrect Spelling
Subj: Wow, good thing you don't have an article about "posers"
Date: 7/11/2004 4:07:04 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: KDPDBZSM12
To: SILENTxCORVETTE
Please Matt...I'm not doing this to flame, or in any way insult you. If anything, I'm just trying to help you I suppose.
Why are you doing this? I don't mean the site the rips on stuff or whatever, I mean...why are you totally hacking Maddox's invention? I think it's cool that you like him, but if you actually respected him don't you think trying to come up with your own stuff would be best?
Not only does the site almost mirror his totally, but it's more than obvious that you are trying to sound like him. Maddox has a way of expressing himself that no one else can ever aquire, and it's really painful to see someone trying so hard to steal someone's identity.
Dark Slayer? They eat small children and kick people's asses? That is such a hack. It sounds like you just made up some character trying to sound badass...and of course, they HAVE to eat small children and kick ass because that's what Maddox is all about.
I see where you are comming from, but it is really just down right retarted. Why don't you try to be funny in YOUR OWN WAY. Be original, then maybe more people can respect what you are doing here.
Okay, well first off I just want to thank you for the wonderful disclaimer at the top. It feels very forgiving to be told that the idea of my site is "retarted", and then I remember that good ole' disclaimer. How pleasant for me. Oh yeah, about the disclaimer, quit begging for mercy because I'm not cutting you any slack for giving me an e-mail I can comprehend. It's a hate-mail. Don't try and hide it.
Maddox's invention? I'm hacking Maddox's invention? K. Maddox was the first to use black backgrounds, yellow (default I might add) links and light grey fonts. I totally get it now. My site is ripoff...well you've put me in a very awkward position and all I can say is no shit.
I'm not stealing his identity. I ranted, felt strongly on topics, discussed issues and praised things publically before the site. I don't try to sound like him. "More than obvious" huh? That's bullshit. Not to mention, it's "more than obvious" you tried to send me a legitimate hate-mail, with your best grammar, spelling and all. Looks like you've got some hipocricy to take care of.Oh, and finally: all my work is original, Maddox may have influenced my life a great deal, but the way I write is natural.
How much retard-difference is there between us? Well, since there's those 3 horrid letters in your name in a row, I supposed you like DBZ (Dragon Ball Z). You're telling me Darkslayer is gay? Look, I've had that name for almost 5 years. Here's how it went.
My brother Daniel's name from a Command and Conquer game, Dark Ghost Stalker.
The rocket launcher from N64 game "Perfect Dark", the Slayer
Now put it together. Though I'm still a DarKSlayeR, I decided to change my gimmick, since I'm obviously the only true one out there. Now I'm a robot. Now I'm even more of a Maddox ripoff. Win some lose some, asshole. Glad to see you fueled the fire.
Not convinced? Okay, I have proof off of a personal mIRC private message that he doesn't mind ripoffs of his site. Want it? E-Mail or IM me.
Subj: ur gay
Date: 5/5/2004 8:03:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: "Nikolai Krauchi" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
ur site is sooooo gay u fag y dont u stop copyin maddox b/c ur not funy lol fagass loser lmao.
I'll give it to you in plain English, primarily because Spanish sucks. I didn't think it was possible, but you're even worse than mister Joe Glass down there. You managed to take 3 ideas and jumble them up into one big incoherent pile of asscookies.
Why don't I stop copying Maddox? Because, it brings me pleasure to annoy little bastards like you to the point that you think you're hurting my feelings by sending me a shitty looking hate-mail that took me too long to read. Some people think I'm funny, some people don't. The majority of incoming messages and e-mail are from people who like it, but some people like you just have to be a rebel and stick out of the crowd. For shame...
Judging from your e-mail, you hate Maddox knock-offs. Thilo? Mr. Jack?
Millions of other knock-off webmasters? Okay, maybe I don't come close to Thilo, but I'm certainly one of the better Maddox knock-off sites. Don't like me? Don't go to my webpage.
Subj: bitch...
Date: 3/21/2004 7:03:35 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: joe glass <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
hey mat ya i think your site sucks your a 13 yr old who needs a physchiatrist and a dick slap from your girlfriend. Which I bet looks like an ape judging on how desperate she was seeing your picture. By the way your not badass you fagass.
Where do I begin?
1. I think you should go to school and learn some proper grammar before writing me hate-mail on how much of a loser I am.
2. Give me a link to your website so I can judge you. Or, just give me a link to the Dragonball-Z website, where I know you spend at least 3/4 of your day on.
3. Who's this 'mat' guy? I'm not even sure if he's a person, maybe you're a ventrilliquist that is trying to get your doormat to talk, you braindead dolt.
4. You sound so much cooler than me, how do you do it?
5. I can't tell if you meant psychiatrist or physiologist. So I took it in literal terms what I think you meant. You want me to see a psychiatrist? Why, because you disagree with my opinion? Right, you like to watch Dragonball-Z all day, you prefer to buy your free stuff and you think Justin Timberlake rocks hard. Obviously, I have the wrong idea here, so I should really seek medical attention.
6. I'm taking the liberty of rewriting your whole piece:
Hey Joe, I think you lick balls - you're a dickless faggot with no life and no incentive to keep living until you finish emailing me to reassure myself that I suck. You're not badass, you're a fatass, so STFU sit back and have a beer.
7. Life sucks when you have to pay the whore $50.00 for a hand job, huh Joe? Then again, I've never been in that position, where I had to whore out to as many girls as possible to get money for college, which I hope will do some good judging on the horrible grammar skills you possess at the moment.
Back to how much I kickass...
� 2004 by Matt "DarKSlayeR"