Maybe this person was a teacher?
Probably not. That's not important though...what's important is that I have. That is all that matters. It goes something like this.
"Now I will read you a beautiful poem by Jack Yonderfuck."
*Proceeds with ass-nine poetry*
"Wasn't that just grand?"
It's usually some sad, depressing story on life or faith in bullshit that people preach that can't be proven. Sometimes it's happy. That's even worse. I hate happiness. When I see happy people, I blow chunks all over them. It's not that I'm sick of their happiness, but if I throw up on them they wont be happy anymore. That's an effective way to solve the problem, am I right? But still - there's more types of poetry. Rhyming poems. People think that just because they rhymed, that there is a good beat or rythem to it. To tell you the truth, most of it sucks. The only good type of rhyming poetry is lyrics to music, and haikus. Haikus have rythem, in that they have a syllable count. Otherwise it all sucks, and they need to go die in a ditch.
Here's a notion for you - shut the fuck up. Back on topic. You know what sucks? POETRY. Who thinks of this terrible shit? Who thinks up these mindless pieces of 'literature'? Poets. That's why poets suck. Poets don't suck that much. The people who read the poetry suck even more, because they think it's good. Most writers hate what they right.
I forgive them.
(Updated: 4-04-04)
Just to clear this up, there's alot of good poetry out there. My friend Neb is a good poet. Now get off my fucking back and go read poetry you ass-fed maggots.
Back to how much I kickass...
� 2004 by Matt "DarKSlayeR"