An Experience With A Deluded Classmate.


		An Experience With A Deluded Classmate.

This is a story so memorable, it bears repeating. The story begins at my private school where I am unwillingly making a powerpoint presentation to describe myself because apparently the new computer teacher can't deduce the obvious and learn who we are over the period of a week. Our personalities differ so much, it's incredible. A friend of mine likes to repeat the word pie loudly until a teacher notices and gives him a detention. What he needs is an invitation to the nearest insane asylum. Another friend likes to pretend he's a cleptomaniac, for one reason or another. There seems to be a fad consisting of the joy of acting retarded. It's not funny or creative. Back to the subject, my computer staff is the dumbest you'll ever see. The friend who likes to yell 'pie' logged on to one of the other student's presentation and added the word 'pie' once. The dumbass who got 'hacked', through the same server and file location, told the teacher. My right hand man and I were laughing histerically. The teacher had this to say: "We will hunt you down! Our server logs all activity, and I can easily find out who wrecked the file!" (1 week later) "The search is narrowing down! It is one of four people." When he was actually cought, 2 weeks after the incident, he was sent to the principal's office and had to write a 600 word essay. He also got a detention, which set a school record of 4 given detentions in one day. What the hell has our world come to? Who gives a shit if it sais one 3-letter word in your suck ass presentation. It was a girl's presentation, so you know it was filled with bullshit stuff that nobody cares about. Hey, kind of like the internet! Amazing. Plus...everyone loves pie.

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