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Diddle Diddle Dear Diddle Diddle, This week on the farm has been a wild one. Me and Ma were setting out on the porch one night with the cat. I was a picking and a grinin on the fiddle, when I heard some commotion coming from the backyard. When I walked around, the fork, spoon, and the dish was in an argument. The spoon and the fork had gotton in a fight. Come to find out, the fork found the spoon cheating on him with the dish. And throughout all the fighting the dong was rollen with laughter. Then suddenly the spoon smacked the fork. The fork stumbled back and got in the way of the dog. Without realizing it, the dog kicked the fork into the cow's rump. This started a whole new commotion. Before I could get my hands on Betsy to calm her down, the darn thing jumped way into the air. I swear she went over the moon. When I finally got her to calm down, I towards the spoon and the dish and they where running off together. When I got everything settled down I walked back around front to sit with Ma. But the blessed cat was playing my fiddle. Man what a wild week it has been Sincerely, John Brown MORALE: That if you cheat on your other, then everything is going to go crazy. |