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The Birds and the Bees One day as Father Baker is sitting down with his 5 year old daughter, Sarah. She turns to him and asks, "Where do babies come from?" Father Baker is caught off guard with the question and he turns to her a little tell. "Once upon a time there was this boy bee and a girl bird. They both liked each other and decided that they would "be together". So the boy bee stuck his stinger into the bird and about nine months later there was a little birdie bee. But with all bees, when they sting they die. So after the boy bee stung the girl bird he went off and died, leaving the bird and the little birdie bee all alone." Father Baker then lifts up Sarah and puts her onto his lap and says, Sweetie this is the MORALE: 'If a little boy ever puts his stinger into you, I will make sure he ends up dead.'" |