the executives
the venues
the week ahead
the vodka shower
the gino
the aftermath
the guestbook
the sponsors
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| the vodka shower... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| the skinny the executives the venues the week ahead the vodka shower the gino the aftermath the guestbook |
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| many of you may be asking yourselves, what is this "vodka shower" Ive heard so much about? and you would be asking yourselves a very good question. after all, isnt it intriguing? the thought of a union between two such wondeful things; vodka and showering, undoubtedly conjures up such warm and fuzzy feelings that you cant help but be curious.well ponder no more my friends, cuz like the site's title, im here to tell you what it all means and simulatneously open up you eyes to a whole new world............I see blue, he looks glorious! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| first, a lil history lesson. although vodka showers have existed since the dawn of rockstardom, the term "the tokyo vodka shower" (or just "the vodka shower" for short), was officialy coined on saturday september the thirteenth in, no, not japan, but in tokyo bar on, yup, you guessed it, st laurent blvd. although it is technically supposed to be performed using fine imported vodka, any vodka may be used, I assure you the same satisfactory results. so how does it all work? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| the ladies the sponsors |
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| photos courtesy of: dean, sammy h and r. markowitz | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| first, you're gonna need some vodka. here we see dean starting the night off right with not one but two bottles. in true dean fashion he's drinkin a full glass of vodka, no mix. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| but eventually you need to move on to shots. you see, you and your buddies need to get wasted, really really wasted before the showers can begin. so you need to start lining up the shots. here is sammy h and mr. latner showing us how to do it. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| and sammy h is gonna keep doing it! as his bio indicates, sammy h will feed you shots until you say uncle, and then he'll line up twenty more, cuz he dont give a rats ass if you're pukin on your shoes, your gonna keep knockin 'em back. look at him, you think hes gonna let you say no? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| the problem is, sammy h keeps up such a ferocious pace that you run out of booze, and are left with an empty bucket. no worries....... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| new bottles are just around the corner!!!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| by this time you're done with the shots and you start drinking straight from the bottle | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| eventually one bottle aint gonna cut it, so you start drinking straight from two bottles | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| and now you're hammered. you and your buddies. espeacially mr. latner. you can tell by the look in his eyes. look at him, I told ya, this guy is a fuckin lunatic.when he's in this position, this is when it all really starts. now pay attention, for you are about to catch a glimpse of the infamous "tokyo vodka shower". as he likes to say, he's lookin for victims. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| there it is, in all its glory. the unsuspecting girl gets approached, bottle shoved in her face, and is forced to drink. see the beauty is, at this point you're so hammered, you cant aim straight at all, and you pour it all over her. this girl's lucky its not going on her head, but if you look closely, you can see it dribbling off her chin. showered!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| eventually the poor girls cant even stand anymore and they need to get on their knees and brace themselves against you just for the showering to take place | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| but thats it, the tokyo vodka shower. guaranteed to liven up any of your parties. we recommend the san pellegrino shower afterwards to cleanse the body and soul (as mr. latner and sammy h are demonstrating here), but thats purely optional. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||