the executives
the venues
the week ahead
the vodka shower
the gino
the aftermath
the guestbook
the sponsors
NOTE: my editor has been experiencing some technical difficulties, so some content may have errors.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||
| WHAT IT ALL MEANS | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| the gino... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| the skinny the executives the venues the week ahead the vodka shower the gino the aftermath the guestbook |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| now some of you younger rockstars may not no who this man is, and those of you who do know him may be asking why he doesnt show up on the executives page. so let me just set some things straight for all of you out there. this is jordan "gino" grosman, the original big cat. yes he is a member of the executives, it's just that he is not a man whose essence can be captured in one lil blurb, hence, gino gets his own page. although he may not be familliar with the term "vodka shower", I assure you he has had a many in his day. in fact, he has no doubt bathed in every type fermented beverage on the planet. the man is booze, he is rockstar (and no, although like my editor, you probably think thats a typo, its not. Im not trying to say he is a rockstar, although he is, Im saying he is rockstar). this guy was knocking back bottles when we were all still sucking on our mama's titties. just look at him, closely, like actually take a good minute and examine what you see there. start at the top, look at the glazed look in his eyes, one that can only come from many, many years in the game. next check the tan, do you see that color? not since my two week stint at the summit (click here to see what Im talkin 'bout) has such a color been seen on a white man (except for maybe lino de marco's stomach, but everyone already knows that that is the most tanned peice of flesh on the planet). attaining such color could only be achieved by a man who obviously knows nothing of work, but a man who only knows partying. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| **COMING SOON** | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| the ladies the sponsors |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| photos courtesy of: dean, sammy h and r. markowitz | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| this site is edited by ct the sc NOTE: my editor has been experiencing some technical difficulties, so some content may have errors. |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| next look at that shirt, a perfect pink, unbuttoned incredibly low, and probably been worn for 3 nights in a row. are you getting my point here?this man epitomizes everything we all only wish we could be. I'd go on to talk about his watch, but the word on the street is that gino just came back from vegas with a brand new rolex, so we're all going to have to wait for more details on that (although just for fun, look at the way it casually hangs off his wrist, perfectly in tune with the rest of his vibe, not a care in the world, I mean look at his posture, the relaxed shoulders, c'mon! this man knows not of stress, but of good times, and lots of them. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Understand yet? I dont think you do, so lets continue with the schooling. here's another one of him (to the left), in his natural environment. thats him in the white shirt. again notice the glazed eyes and the stress free posture (he got his leather jacket stolen at that party.....you think it fazed him, not for a second). now this pic is good for we get to see him doing what he does best. look at the way he's sizing her up. you cant really see her, but the glimpse of her shoulder lets you know exactly what he's lookin at. poor girl, she doesnt have a chance. he owned her from the second he saw her. and this is truly the point. jordan "gino" grosman has a power over women not seen since the ancient pharoahs of egypt. he is a master of his trade and will be until the day he dies. and I know, a lot of you young cats out there are going to be asking him to teach you his secrets, but I'll say it to you now to avoid you the disappointment, he has game that cant be taught, he was born with it. so just sit back and watch in awe my friends, cause anytime you're in the room with gino, you're in the presence of a living legend. I ended all of the other executives bios with a list of what they are notorious for, but to do that for gino would require a whole new page, so Im gonna keep it short. notorious for eating couches, meeting up with bubba, and just being the muthafuckin man. those who know, know. we love you gino. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||