Letters of Admission

For those of you who don't know, i flunked out of University
The University of Calgary to be exact
And if you really fuck up at university and get kicked out,
most other schools require you to write a letter explaining why
you want to go there, why you fucked up and what you will do to
succeed this time. Here are some of my letters to various schools.
University of Calgary
Universit�t Dortmund
University of California at Santa Barbara
St. Mary's Catholic College
University of Alberta