Dear UC Santa Barbara,
I am quite interested in attending your university. I realize that my
academic history is less than favorable, but you have to understand that I
was frozen in a large block of ice as most canadians are most of the year.
To make matters worse we have not discovered fire yet so there was no way
to thaw me out until summer. I believe that your warm climate and scantily
clad women would really motivate me to succeed. I hope to see you in the
fall and thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely
Craig Elder
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