Dear St Mary�s Catholic College,
I am interested in attending your school of higher learning. With
regards to my previous failure to achieve adequate grades at the UofC,
that was because Jesus came to me and said that I had to drink more of his
blood, so I spent the whole year in a wine induced haze. I will do better
this time around because The real Jesus came to me and told me that the guy
I thought was Jesus was just a homeless man that thought he was a vampire,
that told me he was going to drink my blood not for me to drink his. I hope
to see you in the fall and thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely
Craig Elder
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