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For those of us who have a little too much time on our hands or who just like to avoid working, there is the wonderful world of time wasters. These include all sorts of games, quizzes and the like. Links to other sites can be found here.
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Quizzes

Tolkien Freak Quiz--the wonderfully awesome quiz created by me! How big of a freak are you?

Games

The Fellowship.nl--Don't let the fact that some of the instructions for the games aren't in English...simply click 'Spelen' to play the game. I recommend Gandy's Quest; it's a wonderful way to waste 5 minutes or an hour!

Jigsaw Puzzles--These are jigsaw puzzles that I made from some of my LOTR pics. Adjust the number and shape of the pieces for a more challenging puzzle! More coming soon!

Crossword Puzzle One--Here is my first crossword puzzle for your enjoyment! Let me know if you like it and would like to see more.

20 Things to do while watching ROTK or FOTR/TTT

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where�s Harry?"

2. Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout, "I must go! Middle-Earth needs me!" and run and try and jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

4. Play a drinking game where you take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

6. Ask the nearest person if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with: "Mr Anderson"

8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing," And I did it...MY way..!"

9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to the Ethiopians.

10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite someone�s finger off and fall down he stairs.

11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of his neck.

12. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty python style.

13. When Denethor lights the fires, shout "Barbecue!"

14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.

15. In the two towers, or whenever you see the Ents marching to war, stand up and shout. "RUN FOREST RUN!"

16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That�s what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the cinema.

17. During a wide shot of a battle, Inquire, "Where's Wally?!"

18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

20. Come to the premiere dressed as a Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

The Very Secret Diaries-by Cassandra Claire are about as funny as it gets as far as a good parody. These are broken down by character and are a must read!

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