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Welcome to Lord of the Rings Humor Zone!
   Welcome to my site that is dedicated to funny stuff--Lord of the Rings style!  I have added things that I believe to be humorous pertaining to the book and movie trilogy including my very own Top Ten lists, as well as images, polls, not-your-usual character bios, links to other sites, and games.  Submit your own works to be featured on the site too!  So, have a look around and be sure to stop by frequently as this page is updated regularly.  All drunken hobbits, elves, wizards, men, dwarves, and otherwise are more than welcome to come and stagger about for a spell.  Just don't spill your ale on your keyboard.  It makes it not work very well.  And by not very well I mean not at all.  And by not at all I mean that's really going to be a problem.  And by problem I mean your drinking problem.  Get some help already.
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Quendi, webmistress
This is you!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who
wander are lost;
The
old that is strong does not wither,
Deep
roots are not reached by the frost.
                                     ~Bilbo Baggins
Don't Dis my claimer: This page was created in April 2003 by Quendi.  Yeah, so it's pretty obvious that I am in no way associated with Tolkien, New Line, WETA, Peter Jackson, the actors, or anyone or thing else that has to do with the Lord of the Rings books or movies.  All content copyright its original owner or me.  Just thought we'd establish that.  And if you haven't read the books---shame on you! Go read them! Thanks, and have a superly satirical day.  :)
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July 22: I've pulled out the broom and decided to sweep things up around here a bit.  All hope cannot be lost, and we cannot despair yet.  Updates include a new poll at left and a new link in the spirit of democracy and LOTR (frodoandsam04.com).  Also, the Heart of the City comic series can no longer be offered by email request.  My apologies to those who have written in and requested it.  Look for a few more updates soon and don't forget to leave suggestions/comments in the Guestbook (link above) or drop a line.
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June 30:
What's up peeps?  Okay, okay...a what up goes out to all of you who aren't delicious Easter candies as well. ;)  Anywho, updates are going to probably to continue to be infrequent.  Sorry.  There just isn't any new stuff or buzz about since ROTK was released.  Go pick up a copy of the regular version, in stores now.  The EE version should be out in December, so pick that up as well.  Continue to check out the site and browse around.  Submissions are also still welcomed and encouraged, and will be added in a timely matter.  Peace & Love----Q
Apr 4:
It's been a few, hasn't it?  Sorry for the lack of updates.  This is a really busy time of the year around here.  I promise to update as soon as I can!!!
Mar 16:
Posted a crossword puzzle on the Time Wasters page as promised.  Still working on a multiple question poll coming soon.  Much love goes out to everyone who is writing in!  Muchas gracias!
Mar 14:
Two new comics here; new cast group photo here; New Artwork has been added and all was moved to Photobucket.  More soon!
Mar 6 (later):
Added a new St. Patrick's day image/greeting that you can send to others or just keep for yourself here.  And vote in the new poll at your left.  A new Sean Bean site was added to the Aragorn/Boromir page.  Also, check out the Time Wasters Page for some cool jigsaw puzzles to do.  I've also fixed the problem with accessing the Freak banners after acing the Tolkien Freak Quiz.  So, if you missed out the first time, take it again and you will be justly rewarded!  Crossword puzzle, multiple question poll, and more photos coming soon!  To those signing the guestbook and running out of room, my apologies but I can't adjust it.  Feel free to post more than once or just send me an email w/your comments.  Thanks.  Until then...:)
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