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| Misquoted Lyrics (continued) |
| "Oh Mandy, you kissed me and stopped me from shaving" Actual Lyric: "Oh Mandy, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking" (Mandy; Barry Manilow) "Ham on rye" Actual Lyric: "I'm alright" (I'm Alright; Kenny Loggins) "Let's give them something from Taco Bell" Actual Lyric: "Let's give them something to talk about" (Something To Talk About; Bonnie Raitt) "Mighty square faces, going ticktock to love" Actual Lyric: "Might as well face it, you're addicted to love" (Addicted To Love; Robert Palmer) "Lay down the salad" Actual Lyric: "Lay down, Sally" (Lay Down Sally; Eric Clapton) "Totally blitzed by a fart" Actual Lyric: "Total eclipse of the heart" (Total Eclipse Of The Heart; Bonnie Tyler) "Go on, go on, leave me breath mints" Actual Lryic: "Go on, go on, leave me breathless" (Breathless; The Corrs) "My Corona" Actual Lyric: "My Sharona" (My Sharona; The Knack) "Climb every mountain" Actual Lryic: "I'm Every Woman" (I'm Every Woman; Whitney Houston) "Deadhead sticking out a Cadillac" Actual Lyric: "Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac" (The Boys Of Summer; Don Henley) "Wake me up and throw your cocoa" Actual Lyric: "Wake me up before you go-go" (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go; Wham!) "We'll slide down, the circus of pigs" Actual Lyric: "We'll slide down the surface of things" (Even Better Than The Real Thing; U2) "Count the headlice on the highway" Actual Lyric: "Count the headlights on the highway" (Tiny Dancer; Elton John) "Hit me with your pet shark" Actual Lyric: "Hit me with your best shot" (Hit Me With Your Best Shot; Pat Benatar) "Mama say mama saw my moccasin" Actual Lyric: "Ma ma se ma ma sa ma ma coo sa" (Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'; Michael Jackson) "I can't climb this ceiling anymore" Actual Lyric: "I can't fight this feeling any more" (Can't Fight This Feeling; REO Speedwagon) "I will lose your baby, so fly home and kill me" Actual Lyric: "I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me" (Loser; Beck) "Can't find the butter, man" Actual Lyric: "Can't find the better man" (Better Man; Pearl Jam) "I was so mad!" Actual Lyric: "I'm a soul man" (Soul Man; Blues Brothers) "Silence like a casserole" Actual Lyric: "Silence like a cancer grows" (Sounds Of Silence; Simon & Garfunkel) "Cheer obscene bikinis" Actual Lyric: "Cheer up, sleepy Jean" (Daydream Believer; The Monkees) "There's a sale, there's a sale, save the bay, save the bay" Actual Lyric: "Let me sail, let me sail, sail away, sail away" (Orinoco Flow; Enya) "People love bagels" Actual Lyric: "Viva Las Vegas" (Viva Las Vegas; Elvis Presley) "She's got dimaonds on the sofa machine" Actual Lyric: "She's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes" (Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes; Paul Simon) "Everybody's got a hungry horse" Actual Lyric: "Everybody's got a hungry heart" (Hungry Heart; Bruce Springsteen) "Cheese scones, ooh-ahh" Actual Lyric: "She's gone, ooh-ahh" (She's Gone; Daryl Hall/John Oates) "I'll tell a lawyer" Actual Lyric: "I'll tumble 4 ya" (I'll Tumble 4 Ya; Culture Club) |
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