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| "I'm gonna hit the highway like a battery hen, on a silver black mountain bike" Actual Lyric: "I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram, on a silver black phantom bike" (Bat Out Of Hell; Meatloaf) "Baby I'm a warm shoe, baby I'm a neat shoe" Actual Lyric: "Baby I'm-a want you, baby I'm-a need you) (Baby I'm-a Want You; Bread) "Sweet dreams are made of cheese" Actual Lyric: "Sweet dreams are made of this" (Sweet Dreams [Are Made Of This]; Eurythmics) "I wanna rock 'n' roll all night, and potty every day" Actual Lyric: "I wanna rock 'n' roll all night, and party every day" (Rock And Roll All Nite; Kiss) "One of us here has smelly feet" Actual Lyric: "Whenever I see your smiling face" (Your Smiling Face; James Taylor) "Carryin' beans, now we're sharin' the same jeans" Actual Lyric: "Carribean Queen, new we're sharing the same dreams" (Carribean Queen; Billy Ocean) "Jacques the monkey" Actual Lyric: "Shock the monkey" (Shock The Monkey; Peter Gabriel) "I am still living with your goats" Actual Lyric: "I am still living with your ghost" (Santa Monica; Everclear) "Reverend bluejeans" Actual Lyric: "Forever in blue jeans" (Forever In Blue Jeans; Neil Diamond) "She had me circumsized" Actual Lyric: "She had the sightless eyes" (You Shook Me All Night Long; AC/DC) "Never meant to make your doggy cry" Actual Lyric: "Never meant to make your daughter cry" (Ms. Jackson; Outkast) "Go, go, Jason water calls" Actual Lyric: "Don't go chasing waterfalls" (Waterfalls; TLC) "For all those times you stirred my meat" Actual Lyric: "For all those times you stood by me" (Because You Loved Me; Celine Dion) "Get your checks for free" Actual Lyric: "Get your chicks for free" (Money For Nothing; Dire Straits) "Hold my hen" Actual Lyric: "Hold my hand" (Hold My Hand; Hootie & The Blowfish) "Taxi bus, move that bunch of people" Actual Lyric: "Exodus, movement of jah people" (Exodus; Bob Marley & The Wailers) "The bride blessed day, the dogs say goodnight" Actual Lyric: "The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night" (What A Wonderful World; Louis Armstrong) "I used to love her, but I had tequila" Actual Lyric: "I used to love her, but I had to kill her" (Used To Love Her; Guns N' Roses) "She looks like a flower, but she stinks like a beef" Actual Lyric: "She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee" (She Bangs; Ricky Martin) "Last night I dreamt of some bagels" Actual Lyric: "Last night I dreamt of San Pedro" (La Isla Bonita; Madonna) "Do a little dance, make a little rum, Italian ice" Actual Lyric: "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight" (Get Down Tonight; K.C. & The Sunshine Band) "Donuts make my brown eyes blue" Actual Lyric: "Don't it make my brown eyes blue" (Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue; Crystal Gayle) "You make me feel like a man, sure, a woman" Actual Lyric: "You make me feel like a natural woman" (A Natural Woman; Aretha Franklin) "I am cheating in a bottle, you gotta run before I break" Actual Lyric: "I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way" (Genie In A Bottle; Christina Aguilera) "Bring me an iron lung" Actual Lyric: "You bring me higher love" (Higher Love; Steve Winwood) |
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