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| Noteworthy Laughs |
| "The gravy stands alone" Actual Lyric: "Where she stands alone" (Plush; Stone Temple Pilots) "I'm a pool hall ace" Actual Lyric: "How my poor heart aches" (Every Breath You Take; The Police) "Children of the little mind" Actual Lyric: "Children of thalidomide" (We Didn't Start The Fire; Billy Joel) "Basket, basketball/Don't mean a thing/Oh, you basketball" Actual Lyric: "Nasty, nasty boys/Don't mean a thing/Oh, you nasty boys" (Nasty; Janet Jackson) "There's a bathroom on the right" Actual Lyric: "There's a bad moon on the right" (Bad Moon Rising; Creedence Clearwater Revival) "The clowns never expect it when it rains" Actual Lyric: "The clouds never expect it when it rains" (Edge Of Seventeen; Stevie Nicks) "The ants are my friends/they're blowin' in the wind" Actual Lyric: "The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind" (Blowin' In The Wind; Bob Dylan) "Maybe I'm just like my father - too bald" Actual Lyric: "Maybe I'm just like my father - too bold" (When Doves Cry; Prince) "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you" Actual Lyric: "Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you" (Every Time You Go Away; Paul Young) "It's just an automatic Monday" Actual Lyric: "It's just another manic Monday" (Manic Monday; The Bangles) "We are the Mormons" Actual Lyric: "The heat of the moment" (Heat Of The Moment; Asia) "Oooh, killer bee now" Actual Lyric: "Who can it be now?" (Who Can It Be Now?; Men at Work) "No fuchsia, no fuchsia, no fuchsia for you" Actual Lyric: "No future, no future, no future for you" (God Save The Queen; Sex Pistols) "Ain't no woman like a one-eyed goat" Actual Lyric: "Ain't no woman like the one I got" (Ain't No Woman [Like The One I Got]; The Four Tops) "I took my love and I milked a cow" Actual Lyric: "I took my love, and I took it down" (Landslide; Fleetwood Mac) "Killing me softly with insults" Actual Lyric: "Killing me softly with his song" (Killing Me Softly; Fugees) "Whoa! Nipsey Russell" Actual Lyric: "Roam, if you want to" (Roam; The B-52's) "Whatcha doin' with the neighbor's cat?" Actual Lyric: "Whatcha doin' on your back?" (You Should Be Dancing; Bee Gees) "Ain't nothin' but a big steak" Actual Lyric: "Ain't nothin' but a mistake" (I Want It That Way; Backstreet Boys) "Cinnamon Gum" Actual Lyric: "Should have been gone" (Oh Sherrie; Steve Perry) "Tape it to a biscuit" Actual Lyric: "Takin' care of business" (Takin' Care Of Business; Bachman Turner Overdrive) "Hey there, amigo!" Actual Lyric: "Hey, where did we go?" (Brown Eyed Girl; Van Morrison) "Every girl's crazy 'bout a shot glass man" Actual Lyric: "Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man" (Sharp Dressed Man; ZZ Top) "I'm gonna make you, make you, make you malteds" Actual Lyric: "Make you notice" (Brass In Pocket; Pretenders) "Liver-man died" Actual Lyric: "Live and let die" (Live And Let Die; Paul McCartney) "There's a croissant, that is you" Actual Lyric: "There's a quiet storm, that is you" (Sweetest Taboo; Sade) |
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| Source: Columbia House/ Featuring: Misquoted Lyrics (Central-edited) |
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