The News of the Yesterday
November 26, 2001
Hello people, and welcome to the first edition of "The News of the Yesterday!"
This will be a newspaper that is updated weekly (ok, probably not weekly, taking a while, but pretty frequently) with whatever the hell I wanna put on here, so you can deal with it, it could be from actual news, to idiotic ramblings, but you'll never know until you click the link to the article you're going to look at! who knows what may lie in store behind a link! Only me, my shoe, and the badger that whispers secrets about the multiverse into my ear will know what's behind each link, and well, maybe you after you click on it, then again, that all depends if you actually READ the link or if you just click on it, just so you can pretend you're cool, which, makes you, A POSER! By the way, everyone should know that BKFYA!
1.Snails, where do they live and what do they eat!
2.Editorial-Why must you mock me so? I already told you, there were 2 of them and 1 of me!
3. Chipmunk Escapes Zoo, Ravages 9, Injures 5!
4. Area Frog Leaps 5 Feet (Unofficially)
5. Wow, children eat paste. GO HERE IT'S A MUST
Hello, I believe that you should enjoy this site before I destroy the universe!
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