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| Snails, where do they come from, and what...do they eat |
| By: Swadleheimer Storgenhauf Professor of Biology at Daukhaust College in Germany |
| As you all well know, a snail is a very dimunutive creature capable of destroying galaxies, and possibley, if all snails were to come together in a unison of pure power, ending all existence as we know it. But what else is there to know about snails? What other form of information can we derive from the snails? Can we learn lessons from snails, or do they learn from us? Better yet, what do snails eat? And where in tarnation do this little beasts of destruction spawn from? Other snails? Dog? Here's just a little info to help you learn about snails |
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| This is a snail, a very rare footage to find due to the power the snail exudes, it's hard to get near to one never mind use a camera to get a picture, I'm surprised the photographer survived! |
| Well, snails can range from any size, as long as it's a tiny size. Usually under 1 cm small, these snails can sneak into any major facility, be it a government orginization, hospital, or just your house. But they may seem shy, but have actually studied the art of nijitsu for thousands of years, and have easily perfected the art of stealth that so few can master. Due to their size, this is a WHOLE lot easier. I've found by watching these tiny things, and by luck not being noticed, that they tend to go for the more, meatier foods. Most believe a snail eats plants, and maybe some parasites on the plants, but they could never be more wrong. The snail is a vicious carnivore, preferring the raw meat over cooked, although they will sometimes set up base camps during a long siege and cook their food to get more energy since the raw meat does not wield as much. Generally, as a rule, the snail will go after the biggest prey it can find; cow, rhino, hippo, giraffe, and the occasional dinosaur. Combat |
| between the snail and it's prey can very on the animal ferosity, and the size of the animal. Generally speaking, a snail can take a cow down at 10 seconds (fastest it kills prey) and for the hardest of prey can take anywhere up to a minute, where the snail eventually wears down the resolve of the beast, sucks it in with it's tractor beam, and slices it up with it's razor sharp fangs, into tiny bits, since the snails mouth is not wide enough to eat more then about 1 square millimeter of food in it's mouth. So the slicing of food can take anywhere from 5 to 16 days, and that's if the snail is a hard worker. But due to the voracious appetite the snail possesses, that meat will only last him 50 years before he has to hunt again. There are always the snails who just hunt for sport, taking down a velocoraptor wherever they see one. We humans cannot truly comprehend where the snail comes from, or why it was even put on earth, all we know is that if we are not careful, doG will create as many snails as possible and then we will be doomed, because although we are no challenge to the snail, it will eventually run out of things to butcher and eat, and we will be next in line with our nice plump buttocks to feed the hungry demon snails. This is Prof. signing out! |
| To the right is the picture of the rarest Bornovokan snail, the yellow beams around it's blyargs is the particle beam it uses to blast it's prey, and the fangs can cut through the thickest steel. This perticular snail destroyed 12 camera men before they got the picture, out of 50 people, 3 and 1/3 men survived. |
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