Franlin, VA.- Local Boy Hewlett Gateway and Local Girl Petree Dish end up in the hospital Tuesday, diagnosis- O. D. on paste.
"I never knew paste could make you fly like that," spake little boy Gateway. Daddy said only thing that does that is hardcore crack or heroin. I know what i'm switching too once I get out of here." Later police were forced to arrest Old Man Gateway when he was caught sneaking his boy some LSD.
"People around here just dont understand what drugs can do to a person. I mean, MAN, if I only knew what back when I was younger, I'd have the world in my palm. In fact, if you can keep a secret, in a couple of years, the knew sickness MA-21 will be my rise to power, and I will rule all of southern Mongolia!" replied Dr. Bloob when asked the question of drug addiction. |