"As I'm sure you're aware, I'm quite a funny person, and I often make people do funny things. Because of this, I often carry a camera around with me, and so this page contains lots of photos of various cast-members looking like village idiots.

If you come across any more silly photos, be sure to send them in, and I'll give them the onceover and perhaps stick 'em on this page.

So, you pommy bastards, enjoy!"