"For all you pommes out there who don't understand what I'm going on about, here's the page you need. It explains some of the Aussie slang which we all use over here.

Feel free of course to try any of these phrases on your mates, but beware, if they've read this page as well, you might not get a very nice reaction!

Also, why not try them when you're out pulling at nightclubs, or for the younger mongrels among you, at those nappy-nights? With a stud in the ear, you'll sure to get a good few treats!"

• Arvo : afternoon
• Banana bender : a person from Queensland
• Barbie : barbecue
• Bastard : term of endearment
• Beaut, beauty : great, fantastic
• Bloody oath! : that's certainly true
• Blowie : blow fly
• Bog in: start eating
• Boomer : a large male kangaroo
• Booze bus : police vehicle used for catching drunk drivers
• Brown-eyed mullet : a turd in the sea
• Cat burying shit, as busy as a : busy
• Cat's piss, as mean as : mean
• Cobber : friend
• Crack a fat : get an erection
• Dag : a funny person
• Dill : an idiot
• Drongo : a dope, stupid person
• Franger : condom
• G'Day : hello!
• Give it a burl : try it
• Good onya : good for you
• Hottie : hot water bottle
• Jumbuck : sheep
• Larrikin : a bloke who is always enjoying himself
• Mongrel : despicable person
• Naughty, have a : have sex
• Pash : a long passionate kiss
• Pig's arse! : I don't agree with you
• Pom, pommy : an Englishman
• Pommy bastard : an Englishman
• Roo : kangaroo
• Sandgroper : a person from Western Australia
• Sheila : a woman
• Spunk : a good looking person
• Stickybeak : nosy person
• Thongs : cheap rubber backless sandals
• Ute : utility vehicle, pickup truck
• White pointers : topless (female) sunbathers