Welcome to a miniture tour of St Christopher School

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This page gives a description of what life is like at St. Christopher School, where we all came from. By the end of this page, you should hopefully see why we called our newspaper "The Asylum Times".

Um bop! Yeah, yeah, up bop!

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This is our headmaster, rocking away at the school disco.

A more relaxed Colin?

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This is him again after the event. He is obviously pleased with the success of the IV and V groups Herb Garden project.

Eh up, sweetypie!

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This is our CDT teacher, Mick Bee, testing the tensile strength of a rope.

Dave 'Croutons', old scholars' club co-ordinator

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This is our chemistry teacher, pretending to be a molecule.

Say cheese!

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This is our french teacher, grinning inanely.

He also runs a porcelin waterbuffalo company..

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This is Ben Wall, another CDT teacher, demonstrating the school's anti-smoking policy.

So Graham Gorton

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This rather camp individual is the (recently retired) Head of the Junior School.

A 'Hazard' to young children?!

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This not so camp individual is one of the Junior School's teachers.

An average St Chris pupil

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This unidentified pupil is demented and likes to pretend to fly for most of the day.

Nothing beats good vegetarian cuisine

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These are the cleaners, cleaning the food preparation area for the catering staff.

Yum Yum!

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This is the school food being prepared.

Quite possibly the best dramatic performance of the year?

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This is what happens shortly after eating the school food.The boy still standing was fortunate enough to bring his packed lunch with him that day.

Sixth formers get to live in king size tipees.

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This is where the boarders live.

No, we are being quite serious here!.

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These are the school's resident psychiatrists..

Two very worthy winners of 'The poncy wanker of the year award'

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You may recognise our headmaster in the centre. The man on the left claims to be the undisputed master of the universe. The man on the right bears a strong resemblance

Punishment #1

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Some punishments used on unruly pupils.

Punishment #2

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Some more punishments used on unruly pupils.

Punishment #3

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Here is a rare glimpse of a 1 group PE lesson.

A typical summer fayre stall

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And finally, a photograph of John sitting at the Newsdesk.


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