The Threepenny Opera was a most enjoyable romp, attended by the Caretaker. On the night I went to see it, there was no audience, there were no actors, no crew, no directors or Dave Cursons.
In fact, nobody was there at all, probably because it wasn't on that night. So I went home.

I didn't go to Jingo as I was brutally taken hostage by a bush before I reached the Theatre.

A most enjoyable romp, attended by 3,567,000,000,000 microbes of bacteria and a hedgehog. A few minor problems emerged when a member of the orchestra flew to Milton Keynes on his harpsichord during the finale.

A most enjoyable romp, only 529 died this year!