MICK'S BLUES
Mick Bee' s prize blue Van was brutally and purposefully vandalised by some pratt on the Jackmans estate last Tuesday night.
The poor bugger spent the whole weekend slaving away trying to fix the damaged windows, he didn't look very pleased about it either.
"What would do to the vandals if you ever met them?" we asked him, unfortunately we cannot publish his answer.
So can people please be nice to Mick this week, and please don't rub in the horrendous 5 group mock exam results either as last Sunday evening he appeared to be on the verge of suicide.

GATHERING ON THE GOBI DESERT
Some bloke who spent about 10 years wandering around the Gobi desert 'Camel Spotting', kindly came along to tell the boarding community about his travels.
It was to feature a video, but he forgot to bring it along so we made do with 62 slides of rocky deserts, camels, sand, sand and more sand.
Arunsiders prepared for the worst, two were seen with sleeping bags and pillows prior to the presentation. Latest latest reports indicate that most people survived the ordeal.
There were a few technical hitches, a dozy womble knocked the 'GO' button on the Genius LX board, which really shouldn't have been switched on. Immediately the whole stage turned bright orange, much to the annoyance of Roz. Sam Myatt was reprimanded in custard, (shouldn't that be custardy? - Ed) Roz punished then him by throwing him about the hallway for half an hour or so.

CONCRETE SPEAKERS 'R' US
A strange person in the 5 group is attempting to produce the schools first concrete speaker case.
When asked 'WHY?!?!?", Nick Brown said he couldn't be bothered to do anything else.
Apparently the project's going well and the bookies reckon it'll clinch the top mark.