Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.

1. "JACK AND JILL"

2. Accident Report

3. The party of the first part hereinafter

4. known as Jack . . . and . . .

5. The party of the second part

6. hereinafter known as Jill . . .

7. Ascended or caused to be ascended an

8. elevation of undetermined height and

9. degree of slope, hereinafter referred

10. to as "hill."

11. Whose purpose it was to obtain, attain,

12. procure, secure, or otherwise, gain

13. acquisition to, by any and/or all means

14. available to them a receptacle or con-

15. tainer, hereinafter known as "pail,"

16. suitable for the transport of liquid

17. whose chemical properties shall be

18. limited to hydrogen and oxygen, the

19. proportions of which shall not be less

20. than or exceed two parts for the first

21. mentioned element and one part for

22. the latter. Such combination will

23. hereinafter be called "water." On the

24. occasion stated above, it has been

25. established beyond reasonable doubt

26. that Jack did plunge, tumble, topple, or

27. otherwise be caused to loose his foot-

28. ing in a manner that caused his body

29. to be thrust into a downward direction.

30. As a direct result of the combined

31. circumstances Jack suffered frac-

32. tures and contusions of his cranial

33. regions. Jill, whether due to Jack's

34. misfortune or not, was known to also

35. tumble in similar fashion after Jack.

36. (Whether the term, "after." shall be

37. interpreted in a spatial or time pas-

38. sage sense, has not been determined.)