- HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLONDE'S EYES SPARKLE?
SHINE A FLASHLIGHT IN HER EAR.
- HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLONDE LAUGH ON FRIDAY?
TELL HER A JOKE ON MONDAY.
- WHY DO BLONDES HAVE T.G.I.F. PAINTED ON THEIR SHOES?
TOES GO IN FIRST.
- WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN SANTA CLAUSE, THE TOOTH FAIRY AND A SMART BLONDE?
THEY'RE ALL MAKE BELIEVE.
- HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN A BLONDE HAS USED YOUR COMPUTER?
THERE IS WHITE OUT ON THE SCREEN.
- WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN COWPIES AND BLONDES?
THE OLDER THEY GET, THE EASIER THEY ARE TO PICK UP.
- WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WHO HAS DYED HER HAIR BLACK?
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
- WHY DO BLONDES WASH THEIR HAIR IN THE SINK?
THAT'S WHERE YOU WASH ALL VEGETABLES.
- WHAT IS THE MATING CALL OF A BLONDE?
TAKE ME HOME, I'M DRUNK.
- WHY WILL A BLONDE LAUGH AT A JOKE THREE TIMES?
ONCE WHEN YOU TELL IT, ONCE WHEN YOU EXPLAIN THE PUNCH LINE TO HER, AND ONCE WHEN SHE GETS IT.
- WHY DOES IT TAKE A BLONDE 3 DAYS TO MAKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?
SHE HAS TO PEEL ALL THE M&MS.
- HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY?
GIVE HER A BAG OF M&MS AND TELL HER TO PUT THEM IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER.
- WHY DO BLONDES HAVE SQUARE BOOBS?
THEY FORGET TO TAKE THE KLEENEX OUT OF THE BOX.
- WHAT DO BLONDES AND BEER BOTTLES HAVE IN COMMON?
THEY ARE BOTH EMPTY FROM THE NECK UP.
- WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE STANDING BETWEEN TWO BLONDES?
AN INTERPRETER.
- WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY WHEN SHE FOUND OUT SHE WAS PREGNANT?
I HOPE IT'S MINE.
- HOW DID THE BLONDE BREAK HER LEG RAKING LEAVES?
SHE FELL OUT OF THE TREE.
- WHAT IS THE ONE BIG ADVANTAGE OF MARRYING A BLONDE?
YOU GET TO PARK IN THE HANDICAPPED SPACES.
- WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A BLONDE THROWS A GRENADE AT YOU?
PULL THE PIN AND THROW IT BACK.
- IF A BLONDE AND A BRUNETTE BOTH JUMPED OFF A BUILDING AT THE SAME TIME, WHO WOULD HIT THE GROUND FIRST?
THE BRUNETTE...THE BLONDE WOULD HAVE TO STOP AND ASK DIRECTIONS.
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