Little Old Man - Lawyers

A jury consists of 12 persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.: Robert Frost
God works wonders now and then; Behold! a lawyer, an honest man.: Benjamin Franklin
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met.: Abraham Lincoln; [about a fellow lawyer]
I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do; I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do.: J.P. Morgan
I shall not rest until every German sees that it is a shameful thing to be a lawyer.: Adolf Hitler
I use to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.: Woodrow Wilson
It isn't the bad lawyers who are screwing up the justice system in this country - it's the good lawyers. If you have two competent lawyers on opposite sides, a trial that should take three days could easily last six months.: Art Buchwald
I wanted to make it a law that only those lawyers and attorneys should receive fees who had won their cases. How much litigation would have been prevented by such a measure.: Napoleon Bonaparte
They call it the Halls of Justice because the only place you get justice is in the halls.: Lenny Bruce