The Lighter Side of DBZ - MSTing of DBZ

The Lighter Side of DBZ
Editorial

DBZ Season 4 07/17/01
Season 4 DragonballZ dubs is way better than season 1,2, and 3 put together. "ROCK THE DRAGON IS DEAD!" is what I first said when I saw the first season 4 episode. The loser with broken guitars, a slow as hell drumer, and clips from stupid DragonballZ movies are finaly unemployed. I immeadly notice the marketing to young adult males as well as children. Funimation is now powerful and rich enough to risk less edits without fearing a class action suite (but still meeting Cartoon Network standards). But there are a few things that bothered me: a few talentless voice actors that should be working in a super market (Gohan, OX-KING, Kami, and Korin).

The poor punching up DBZ's dialog (American slang in episodes) has to go. Translators have infromed me of still more translation errors on Funimations part. Some how Funimation managed to ruin Goku's death scene for the second time.

Anime Channel 02/09/01

It is about time that every one in the country realize the Anime is competitive, powerful, and here to stay. That is why it dissevers it's own channel just like every other type of entertainment. I would like to become the CEO and founder of the Anime Channel, but as for now it is just an idea as well as one of my many dreams. I will run the channel with fans in mind not parents and Joe Liberman's opinions in mind. But I do have standards, I won't air pornographic Anime cartoons every thing else goes. This will be my air time themes:
Kids Anime (Mourning and Afternoon will air censored Anime so we can get ratings from the younger audience.)
Prime Time Uncut (It is prime time that means the censors are taking a dirt nap.)
Anime Channel Late Night (Anime cartoons straight from the tap not even dubbed.)

Defending the "Next Dimension" 01/15/01
I won't lie, I don't mind the references to the next or other dimension in substitute of directly saying die. That is why I did not put any references to the next dimension in the idiotic one liners. I won't start using the next dimension in the place of death in my own speech because my church leaders would not like it but I think it should be tolerated. No, more than just tolerated I think you should think positively when you hear some one say some thing about the next or other dimension about DBZ. However not every change in dialog should be respected, the only way to save us form the stupidity of Funimation is Saiyan though Frieza sagas is remade or FunDIMation hands the rights to DBZ to better company.

DBZ fan scale - Wondering what type of DBZ fan you are? Well I have made this scale to help you out. 01/06/01

Anti-DBZ	You hate DBZ, you don't want to know anything about it, and you go out of your way to insult it. (Example: parent, censor, and Gen Fukanaga)
Neutral	You have never seen DBZ in your life and even if you have you have no opinion about it because you have only watched a few episodes. (Example: Marketing of Funinmation)
Soft Core Fan	You a new DBZ fan, you keep forgetting names of the major charters, and you don't understand the plot of DBZ. (Example: DBZ writer)
Hard Core Fan	You know complete plot of DBZ, there are only minor denials not know to you, you know the names of all major and minor characters, and you might have your own web site. (Example: Myself)
Obsession	You know every thing about DBZ, there is nothing about DBZ which does not interest you, you have a kick trash web page and you probably have been to a Anime convention.

What is wrong with this Picture?:

1) Krillun is Jumping up and down like a little girl.
2) Trunks trying to act serious in Christmas colors (Red and Green).
3) Why would Orientals celebrate a western holiday?!
4) It is another tasteless banner thought out in 5 seconds by FunDIMation.