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In order to be a true weirdo, a person
must say some of the stupidest things on the planet.
That's where these come in. They are a list of hundreds
of insanely stupid things to say. Read them and hopefully
pick up a few.
Stupid Sayings For The Wise Impaired
401. My best friend is made of peanuts.
402. Little Bo Peep lost her sheep and didnt know
where to find them so she bought some more.
403. Chopsticks are made when beavers vomit.
404. My rug is made of cat hair.
405. The food chain is really just a bunch of
pretzels and onion rings.
406. Books are made to put in holes.
407. Before I flush I wave bye-bye to my poopoo.
408. Dirty birds grow deep within my walls.
409. I chewed my dirty pot.
410. Kings were made to eat cheese.
411. My dog is smelling your nose hairs.
412. I licked my plastic bag.
413. Dirty bobos are nasty.
414. I groom my dirty toes.
415. I fiddled while my pancake burned.
416. Bark…Bark…Wolf Bark…Booow!
417. Some cookies taste like cigarettes.
418. My boogers told me to blow my honker.
419. I doodled in my geranium.
420. We came, we saw, we licked it all.
421. My brain is held together by two small
gerbils.
422. If you tell me to sing about lightbugs I
will.
423. My uvula stalks me at night.
424. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself
around, and then your butt tells you to stop
drumming on it.
425. If the lights flicker, tell them to stop.
426. My dog is wearing my dirty corndog.
427. Folders are made to smash twinkies in.
428. Bah Bah black sheep have you any wool, no
sir no sir, the eggs I layed ran away with it.
429. Rotting fish can be mined for chocolate
cake.
430. I soiled myself and now have plant life
growing from my underware.
431. Burping causes underarm rashes.
432. Licking lightbulbs is a sign of
intelligence.
433. Shower curtains need constant love and
affection.
434. My muscles assist in bathing me.
435. When Im a good boy my dog gives me a treat.
436. My underwear have built in ventillation.
437. You shouldn’t be ashamed to tell your
socks that they arent the only ones.
438. Eating too much cheese can make you mold.
439. Evil tables and chairs beat up my pet goat.
440. Lines are sometimes straight.
441. Pencils were not made to throw at ugly
paintings.
442. If you lick an alarm clock, it might tell
you to stop.
443. Say the magic word and youll grow three
extra noses and apair of socks.
444. Wearing a blue shirt is a sign that the
shirt is blue.
445. Wearing eyebrows is just like wearing a
"caution: Deer hunting season" sing.
446. Eyeballs come when someone loses a game of
marbles.
447. Peanut butter and brail chips make a tasty
snack.
448. The moon is really made of bananas.
449. Nine out of ten times when you pee on a live
wire its going to hurt.
450. Noodles of the 21st century unite!
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