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Some of the strangest songs, sounds, interviews, and randomly recorded insanity ever made, all created by The Weird World.

We ask that you not be offended by these audio files. Practically every race, religion, ethnic group, government official, and famous face are insulted once, if not numerous times at random intervals throughout the audio, so if you are offended easily, this is probably not the place for you. Pay close attention to the ratings system if you wish to"try" to avoid offensive material.

We also would like to recommend to you, that if there are two versions of a file (specifically chipmunk vs real time), download the real time version first. The chipmunk version goes to fast to understand most of the conversation.

We apologize, but the sounds page became to long for us to work with, so we've divided it in to three parts:

The 2005 Sounds Page

The 2004 Sounds Page

The 1999 Sounds Page

Page Last Updated 8 - 11 - 05 , 8:15PM Central Time
(An update means at least one new sound file - new sounds are at the very bottom)

Key:

= Musical

Improv = Improvisation (Created off the top of the head, spur of the moment, no script, etc.)

Scripted = Pre-written / Scripted ahead of time, not improv

Scripted / Improv = Partially scripted to give a base idea for the storyline or song and all else improv

R & T = Creators/Actors of the audio files plus the year it was made

For the protection of the little people, a rating system has been imposed on the audio files as follows:

G - Good for all audiences

PG - Parental Guidance may be needed

R - Really Really vulgar and obscene in some places

SALTT - Should Anybody Listen To This? (Extremely vulgar, probably offensive, you'll find yourself wondering "Do I want to hear this?")

Life on the Farm

Rating: R

Size: 3,266 KB

Improv by: R & T - 3-9-05

Conversation Between a Mortal and an Immortal

Rating: R

Size: 3,147 KB

Improv by: T & R - 3-9-05

Alien Robotics (Noodle Hey)

Rating: R

Size: 3,266 KB

Improv by: T & R - 3-20-05

John and Joan and the Hair

Rating: R

Size: 1,473 KB

Improv by: R & T - 3-20-05

Lasagnia at the Airport

Rating: R

Size: 3,266 KB

Improv by: R & T - 3-20-05

The Marriage of my Daughter

Rating: R

Size: 1,617 KB

Improv by: R & T - 3-20-05

Unintentional Visit to the Zoo

Rating: R

Size: 1,587 KB

Improv by: R & T - 3-20-05

Bingo Was His Name O

Rating: G

Size: 505 KB

Improv by: R & T - 3-21-05

Start of a Night (My Bellybutton)

Rating: R

Size: 2,590 KB

Improv by: R & T - 3-21-05

Queaved Popcorn (Fantastic!)

Rating: R

Size: 3,266 KB

Improv by: R & T - 3-21-05

Cream Cheese in the Morning

Rating: R

Size: 3,266 KB

Improv by: R & T - 4-2-05

The Story of Bruce the Hippopotamus

Rating: R

Size: 3,266 KB

Improv by: R & T - 4-2-05

A Crunchy Crunchy Diaper

Rating: R

Size: 6,352 KB

Improv by: R - 4-9-05

Psychiatrist Studies

Rating: R

Size: 5,556 KB

Improv by: R & T - 5-25-05

The Very First Interview with Pixies in a Jar

Rating: R

Size: 1,952 KB

Improv by: R & T - 5-25-05

Fifteen Clowns Getting Drunk in a Circus Tent

Rating: PG

Size: 798 KB

Improv by: T & R - 5-25-05

Eight Fish in a Barrel

Rating: R

Size: 2,452 KB

Improv by: T & R - 5-25-05

The Story of Billy Bob (Who thought he was a Cricket)

Rating: PG

Size: 2,531 KB

Improv by: R - 5-28-05

The Human Behind

Rating: R

Size: 3,266 KB

Improv by: R - 8-3-05

 

Look what we found! While digging through our folders of rejected audio files, we came across a few treasures we couldn't think of not sharing with the world!

Dingleberry

Rating: PG

Size: 1,317 KB

Improv by: R - 3-24-04

I Am John Lithgow

Rating: G

Size: 417 KB

Improv by: R - 6-6-05

Johnathan Wallas And His Cell Phone Stomach

Rating: R

Size: 3,018 KB

Improv by: R - 6-6-05

Michael Jacksons Celebrity Animal Birthday Party

Rating: SALLT

Size: 1,977 KB

Improv by: R - 6-6-05

Polar Bear Attack

Rating: R

Size: 1,769 KB

Improv by: R - 2-14-04

 
 

If you still want more audio to listen to, The Poop Zone's Poop Sounds has many poop related sound files.
And there is also
The 1999 Sounds Page and The 2004 Sounds Page where all of our other audio files reside.



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