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In order to be a true weirdo, a person
must say some of the stupidest things on the planet.
That's where these come in. They are a list of hundreds
of insanely stupid things to say. Read them and hopefully
pick up a few.
Stupid Sayings For The Wise Impaired
451. Dead potatoes dont lie.
452. My globe grew an afro.
453. Sticks and stones may brake my bones but
jelly makes me sticky.
454. Perhaps the most interesting thing about my
life is that I have a really long hair growing
on my toe.
455. Water is for weenies - Real men drink gravy.
456. Stop eating my loins!
457. Wealth does not bring you screaming apple
pie.
458. Why not have a government run by a giant
piece of pepperoni.
459. At night I am horribly tortured by a small
bottle of water and a living ham sandwich.
460. Phone cords were really made to hold used
tootsie roll wrappers together.
461. Why must we live with a piece of pie looking
at us?
462. My gears have quit so I cant move my
pancreas.
463. I wonder why pop tarts dont work in
factories.
464. Accountants should be forced to wear large
"fragile do not drop" stickers on their
foreheads.
465. Glass and barbed wire are the key foundation
of what makes a potatoe chip grow.
466. My heart just told me to follow it. Now Im
running in circles.
467. Dogs were the decendants of the midgets that
plowed the fields of my stomach.
468. Why cant people have the freedom to smack
into a glass window like flies do?
469. On the journey to oregon many settlers payed
taxes to the giant banana that guarded the
river gate.
470. Money is not the problem. Its those stupid
carpet people that keep stealing my newspaper.
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