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In order to be a true weirdo, a person
must say some of the stupidest things on the planet.
That's where these come in. They are a list of hundreds
of insanely stupid things to say. Read them and hopefully
pick up a few.
Stupid Sayings For The Wise Impaired
301. Plastic airplanes invaded my room and
shot a plastic monkey off of my ceiling fan.
302. I disect dolls to talk to the aliens that
live in them.
303. My carpet tried to eat me but I hit it with
a frying pan and it stopped.
304. Thou shal not use my pet pill bugs name in
vein.
305. Place a tracking device in your poop and you
can follow it forever.
306. Closets were really made to stand in when
your depressed.
307. Some libraries have a depressing chair for
depressed people to sit in.
308. If you stare at a wall for long enough it
will look the other way.
309. Smile and you will be arrested for substance
abuse.
310. If you dont have water, buy a dog and it
will bathe you.
311. Colored pencils were once alive.
312. If your cold a blanket will come and steal
your clothes.
313. My butt hole chirps when I release gas.
314. When it rains its really just a bunch of
people peeing out of airplanes.
315. Blimps are really floating fat women with
lots of gas.
316. If you like soup youl love macorroni pizza.
317. Some people have feathers in their armpits.
318. I have a colony of ants living behind my
ears.
319. My body is controlled by a small penguin.
320. Some peoples arms are made of popcicle
sticks.
321. The shoebox has a rectal fracture.
322. Palm trees share my arms and legs.
323. If you rub the toast your knee caps will
laugh.
324. I go for midnight swims in bowls of beans.
325. In baseball the bat should be made of
chicken.
326. Spagetti comes from my belly button.
327. Toilet paper should be made of onions.
328. Clean walls yell dirty things.
329. Light bulbs are really dead pigeons skulls.
330. Shampoo should contain bean juice.
331. Everything living must be forced to make a
wig.
332. If a pencil touches your eye you can see it
really good.
333. If salad could talk it would tell me that it
wants to be an astronaut.
334. Floors were made to spit grape juice on.
335. Just say no. Dont smoke dried dog poop.
336. Little cherry people live inside us all.
337. If you lay down for long enough youll
liquify.
338. The great light switch says "We either
lick it or we buy it a can of germs"
339. Cows used to all be black. Then we drained
them for paint and they turned white.
340. My socks are engaging in nudist behavior.
341. Underwear were really made to store peas in.
342. Bubble bath is intedned to cover ou up while
cows watch you bathe.
343. If you stick out your tongue and make a
funny face, a giant hamburger will give you a
quarter.
344. If a clock tells you to stop licking the
wall you know you have a problem.
345. When I wasnt looking my carpet took my tacos
and left a dirty sock in their place.
346. My toes are having a civil war.
347. My nostrils talk dirty to strangers.
348. If you wake up to find Big Foot sitting on
your bed, invite him to dinner.
349. My toothbrush is demanding a ransom for the
return of my toothpaste.
350. If something stinks, buy it a flower.
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