Past Stories
Groovers Age Secrets Revealed
Shocking Claims Were made today that Groover (or JR Groves) had been lying about his age in attempt to hide the fact that he is really a 33 year old man. This shocking secret has been brought into the open by none other than close friend Chris Dickens who was seeking to settle the score after Groover had his wicked way with Chris' mum and didn't pay her afterwards.
It will probably come as a shock to Groover to learn that Chris had even gone to the trouble of obtaining his old birth certificate, however most people don't actually care and think that this lame joke in on its last legs.
- Some people we paid to feign an interest.
Groover himself has said "Its not even funny. What is funny about being called 24 when you are 22 ?? And now this just because I wont pay Jaqui? Who even cares?" At Scumbo Times we searched high and low to find someone who did care about this story - but it seems that Groover was right. No one cares so instead we paid the people above to look like convincing protestors. Meanwhile Chris' mum looks set to take Groover to court for the unpaid 2p he owes her for the night of so called "passion" with Groover likely to counterclaim that she wasn't worth even half that price and that his mothers Dyson would suck better. The case looks likely to ramble on for some time, watch this space for developments.
Groover & Chris
On a "Time Out"
over claim.
Chris
He's lying and I know the
truth.