Chris "I was first man on the moon"

Steve Aroonie Reports

Chris Dickens made his boldest statement (or blatant lie) yet when he announced to the world this weekend "I was the first man on the moon". Many have questioned the honesty of Chris after he claimed to be the first man who stepped onto the moon even though history tells us that man had done this in 1969 only 14 years before he was born.

 He insists though that he is correct and that in no way has heavy drug abuse altered his mind, despite calls from the people who know him best to "blame it on the drugs". Ross Davies or 'Davo' said "Hes always off his tree, that's why he thinks he was the first man on the moon." Chris has often been accused of bending the truth, but many feel he really has gone over the top this time. Which nobody expected because this lie wasn't even knocking anyone except possibly NASA. 

The highlight of the tale it has emerged is how Chris claims that the Number 30 Newport bus picked him up from the moon at 14:25pm 10 minutes late. But it is considered to be way over the line especially as everyone can see its a blatant lie. Some people doubted his credibility after some of the Kavos stories in his diary, but this could be the final straw for Dickens who will return to full time care as soon as people start paying his mum for certain "relief's" soon. A number of Scientists has expressed an interest on conducting an in depth study of how the mind of this self professed "man" works. More news as it happens.

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