I.P Freely Reporting.

A dark day in the wild world of footballing opinions occurred recently. The already tense situation likened to that of Iraq and the US of late is threatening to boil over, possibly with a special edition of "Saturday Night Boxing" planned for the May end of season session. The situation reported yesterday to have started over a series of ill mannered e-mails between the pair has escalated to the possibility of all out war over who's team is the best and who has the best toy car. 

Statements from both camps have been hard to find since the situation intensified over the weekend but the latest word from a friend namely Rhodri Morgan - Brother of one of the two parties followed the lines of "Im not telling you a fu*%ing word unless I get some free pies or maybe even a cheeseburger!!" One XL Big King meal later he was ready to spill the beans, letting rip with all the hottest gossip on the story:
"My bro and Ross have gone mad, its all going to end in tears, its like that time when Charlotte threw her chicken curry at Alex, even though I'd eat it for her" at this point he cried like a baby and it became hard to get anymore sense from him. The general feeling is however that the best thing to do is avoid certain "touchy" subjects like football from now on and concentrate on less pressing issues such as 'The Amount Of Fluffy Bunnies In The Nearby Woods".

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