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| Patrick Inglis might be about to be forced into retirement. This shock move follows a season dogged by injuries, however the latest one to his ankle is said to crippling. I just want to say, at this awful time for Paddy and his family, here at the site you are all in our thoughts. The testimonial will be the first match next season, and Selworthy Park have agreed to take part | ||||||||||||||||
| The web page has been rocked by the news that Nick V-D has now got a full time job. In a development which casts major doubts over the future viability over the running of the website, the webmaster is said to be having a nervous breakdown. A concerned insider is quoted as saying, 'this has come like a bolt out of the blue to Nick. He always imagined he was being paid to write a load of crap on the website and miss easy scoring opportunities, I'm not sure how he'll cope.' Fans of Nick's contributions to the site don't exist and thus are not available for comment. | ||||||||||||||||
| John Cassy has been reunited with his long lost pace by Cilla Black on this season's surprise surprise. JC was rumoured to be in tears when Cilla reunited them for the first time since John was six. JC is quoted as saying, 'it is like the last 20 years have gone past in slow motion. I'm really looking forward now to getting up and running again | ||||||||||||||||
| A war of words is developing between Nick 'all talk no trousers' V-D and Ed 'has anyone seen him' Fenn-Smith. For an update go to the forum. | ||||||||||||||||
| I'm worried, the rift between Ed and Nick is threatening to rip the team open. For latest upto date news go to reuters. Or alternatively the forum. | ||||||||||||||||
| Ben Crewe has been swamped by luckless authograph hunters, believing him to be the arseanal left-back, Silvinho. We await further developments. | ||||||||||||||||
| With the close season approaching, there will inevitably be some coming and goings. The latest rumour to sweep through the marble halls of Kennington is that Dr. Swayne is to leave the club in order to write Penguin's book on Malaysian butterflies. This follows the masterpiece that is his profile. | ||||||||||||||||
| A shock transfer bid has come in for Ed Fenn-Smith. The x-men, needing a invisible man have offered a huge bid of 12 million lira. The fans won't like this one bit | ||||||||||||||||
| Shock transfer news, Luffy is moving to Relegation threatened Egyptian giants 'Allah F.C'. For more information go to his profile | ||||||||||||||||
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