1. All stories, graphics, and other applicably Lampoon-related concepts are copyright (c) 1998 The GUIDON. All rights reserved. If you would like to use these graphics or stories from the Lampoon for something else, ask me first via the Feedback section. I'll let you naman eh, as long as you credit it properly with the following text: from the 1998 Loyola Lampoon. Copyright (c) 1998 The GUIDON. All rights reserved.

2. While The Loyola Lampoon is officially under The GUIDON, official campus newspaper of the Ateneo de Manila School of Arts and Sciences, the Lampoon itself is not an official news publication. It is a joke. Hence, not everything in it is true. The GUIDON does not categorically believe that Dr. Tejido is running for president, that the chicken in the Gonzaga caf is infected with bird flu, or that Manoling Morato is gay. Huwag maging masungit, at huwag maging uto-uto. Ang magalit, pangit. Just laugh na lang.

3. Although The Lampoon is officially under The GUIDON, this Lampoon website is not an official GUIDON website. It is just Paulo's little pet personal project to wile away the summer hours. So any remarks, complaints, threats, jokes, and pranks should be directed to him, and not to The GUIDON. These may be sent from the Feedback section of this site. If you send me spam, makarma ka sana.

4. The name of a certain chocolate milk drink on the vendo machine in the Features section has been deliberately pixelated, so that no one can say I'm advertising for them. If it's not enough, or if other webpage policy violations are found elsewhere in the Lampoon website, please tell me so, via the Feedback section.