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  Oh Hello! My name is Shuang Han. You may remember me from such Internet biographies as "Eww! Why We Hate Michael Jackson?" and "I'm Only Homosexual, so Stop Looking at Me Like That!". Now here is a little piece about me. Enjoy. 

  Full Name:    Han Shuang ��ˬ
  Gender:       Male
  Birth Date:   08-28-1986
  Eye Color:    Dark Brown
  Hair Color:   Black
  Ethnic:       Chinese "��"
  Religion:     In search of the one ...
  Height:       181 cm +
  Weight:       73 kg/ ~164 lb.
  Education:    Current UW Civil Engineering Frosh
  Description:  Caring;Loyal;Twisted Humorous;Can be very nice;Violent;Athletic.
  Sexuality:    120% Heterosexual.
  Turn-ons:     Skirt with stockings and high heels. MILF secretaries :) Trisexual lesbian.
  Turn-offs:    Smoking, Body fat, Swearing.

  Fav. Color:       Black, represents the unknown and solemnity
  Fav. Team:        Real Madrid
  Fav. Actress/p:   Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman, Neve Campbell.
  Fav. Actor/p:     Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jim Carry, Mathew Perry.
  Fav. TV Shows:    The Simpsons, South Park, Friends, -TLC -Discovery Channel
  Fav. Cartoons:    The Itchy and Scratchy Show, SlamDunk.
  Fav. Movies:      L.O.T.R., Full Metal Jacket, Gladiator, Black Hawk Down, 
                       Saving Private Ryan, Whole Nine Yards, We Were Soldiers, 
                       Terminator 3, Forrest Gump.
  Fav. Saying:      Leave No Man Behind!
  I moved to Toronto, Canada on April 28, 2000. It is one of the defining moments in my life. It was hard at the begninning with the language of course. It really pissed me off. Now I live in a house with my parents. We rent the second floor. Some of you know me at school and you know that my average is pretty high. Usually 88+. Don't get confused there. I'm not saying that I'm a nerd. I love playing sports, like badminton, basketball and soccer. I also like fishng, swimming, running and biking. On weekends, I try to relax and get online MSNing and QQing or gaming. What's that? No, no, I don't use the Internet for porno. or Do I?
  If you have known me for a while you would probably notice that I don't show any sudden emotions. I'm calm most of the time. But sometimes I can really lose my temper, and I get really nasty. That means punching, kicking, smashing... ... Once I had to pay $80 because I screwed up when buying Air Canada ticket, I threw an orange on the wall and it splattered every where. Man that was so diddly-olddly-hoddily-gobbly-hiddly-obbly-doodly stress-releasing. Except for the cleaning part afterwards. -_-"
  TV is such a wonderful invention. It has brought countless hours of laughter into our life. I never miss "Friends","The Simpsons","That 70's Show","South Park" and "MadTV". TLC and Discovery channel have lots and lots of interesting programs. But now, they turned into those HomeDecoration nonsense. And don't forget The Worst TV Show Ever: Jerry Springer! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!    Right now, I'm a frosh doing Civil Engineering in University of Waterloo. Yeah thats right, the best university a sane person could possibly go. Friends don't let friends go to Western, Ottawa, Lakehead(more like dickhead) and shit. I almost decided to go to U of T, which was gonna be a bad decision cuz I just realized how good UW is compared to the other juniors; for engineering at least.

  Well, that's the story. Of course, I don't know how interesting any of this really is, but now you've got it in your brain cells so you're stuck with it.
  Anyway. There are more stuff you can find out about me at Old Days .  

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