Dollz
Fanfiction
Bumperstickers
Quotes
Lord of the Rings
Harry Potter
Adoptions
Links
Disclaimer
Dorothy Parker
"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde
"The pen is mighter than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
Marty Feldman
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?"
Steven Wright
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "There have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
Charlie Brown
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
Emo Philips
"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."
Rowan Atkinson
"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page, and if I'm not there, I carry on as usual."
Patrick Moore
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
Necca me latre. - Kill me with a brick.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam. - I have a catapult. Give me all the money or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
"I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a little bit scary."
Sliding Doors
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
Marin County newspaper's TV listing for The Wizard of Oz
"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners."
Jeff Stilson
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain
There is a very fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Oscar Levant
"I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk."
Stephen King
I used to drive down the long highways, throwing tomatoes out the window yelling, 'Hooray for the spicy chipmunk!'
I can bend minds with my spoon.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, and so would an 80 lb. carrot.
Sanity is not my strong point. -Pelican Bob
'If you're so evil, why don't you... EAT THIS KITTEN!"
''mew!''
'No way, Mister... that's just WRONG!'
The Tick