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| Ask anyone who knows me, and they'll tell you I love Lord of the Rings. This is my little page(s) devoted to Lord of the Rings. Hip hip hurray! And like I said on the entry page, I love slash. So if you dislike it, scram! Complaints and flames will be laughed at. This page is more proof that I have no life, and that anything is funny at 2 o'clock in the morning. |
| NEWS BULLETIN!!! ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN, KING OF GONDOR SEEN MARAUDING PANTLESS! CLICK HERE FOR FULL REPORT! |
| Lord of the Rings Products Aragorn Aragorn is a pair of roller-skates that sounds better than it looks, cures all known illnesses and keeps drinks hot. Legolas Legolas is like a normal pair of roller-skates, but it may have harmful side effects. Gimli Gimli is like a normal knife, but it's laced with vodka. Frodo Frodo is a sock that can be assembled from common household parts, smells a bit funny and loves children. More.... |
| Slogans Get Busy with the Greenleaf Lord Of The Rings Is Our Middle Name A Day Without Elves is Like a Day Without Sunshine Come One, Come All To Middle Earth Naughty Hobbits, but Hobbits The Legolas Effect Aragorn Makes Everything Better More slogans! |
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| More to come! :people throw tomatos: ACK! :hides: |