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Hello friends, families and fellow countrymen we have now commenced our journey and the story begins in Thailand. Bangkok saw me approached by a shemale and if that wasnt bad enough nathan tries to get in my bed after a nights heavy drinkin with the London massive that was Paula. Anyway its amazingly hot (between 30-35 degrees), fairly smelly and exceedingly cheap over here. The Thais are lovely people (that would be the buddism me thinks). They are all most helpful and friendly and the worst that could possibly happen in this country is being skanked out of a couple of quid by some quick thinkin Thai. Bangkok is a cool place full of travellers commencing or ending their South East Asia adventures. Despite this we were boys in need of a beach so we now find ourselves Hua Hin. Suberb beach, lovely water but not youthful enough unfortunately (too many rich old couples or old men in search of young thai women). For this reason we are heading of to the world famous Phuket in search of like minded ladies and gentlemen, more stories then.
see ya Lel
It's our last night in Thailand tonight. We've had a wicked time so far. We've been to idylic beaches, met some lovely people and been to The Full Moon Party on Khoa Pangan. I've done snorkelling for the first time which was a bit scary at first but great fun. We have just left Khoa Samui which is right next to Khoa Pangan. The bungalow we were staying in was on the beach. The shore was 10 metres from the porch. I had to share a bed with Lel but for 2.50 sterling a night you can't complain. Before we were in Khoa Samui we were in Phuket. It's a very touristy area and there were lot's of middle aged Europeans on the look out for young Thai women to become their wives. Apparently it's all about money. From the busy area of Patong we moved to Karon Beach. The first two nights we spent in the worst place so far. Only because of the shower.The water was so rusty is stained my sponge brown. After the that we moved to a hostel just around the corner and met the nicest couple. Amy from Sweden and Shi from Thailand. Their hostel is really cheap (2 quid a night) and the cleanest place we've stayed in so far. I recommend anyone who goes to Phuket to check out Bazoom House. Let me know if you want their phone number. So tomorrow afternoon we are off to Malaysia. Still no lady action yet but plenty of eye candy. Pics? Where are the pics? Nath
Evening all, well its our last night in Malaysia and we're skint and hungover hence we are not doing our country proud with some hardcore partying. Hardcore partying is somewhat difficult to find in Malaysia, that being a muslim country. Nice headscarfs and dresses though. So we arrived in Penang just over a week ago and settled ourselves in at Little India where we proceeded to have indian for breakfast, lunch and dinner served not on plates but on giant leaves, we bottled the eating with your hands bit !. Next up was the Cameron Highlands. The guest house we was at was full of english people, the weather was grey, rainy and even cold at times. Wicked !. A much needed break from the tropics, oh sorry its cold, grey and rainy where you all are, apologies. Time was spent on jungle walks up in the mountains and then sitting round the campfire at night getting slowly trousered with George of the Jungle. Life doesnt get much better. Kuala Lumpar was next which is a pretty fast moving modern city, it did our heads in a little after the mellow lifestyle of the highlands. Matters were made worse with my appalling map reading skills. Final port of call is the port of MalaKa which is well nice and mellow with galleries, cafes and the like all on a latin vibe. The owner of our guest house entertained us with all sorts of tricks and stuff last night. He then insisted we go to his mates pool bar where we stayed until the early hours. Going to bed became a challenge as Yen locked us in the bar and got offended if we did not sit thier and drink the endless beer he wished to give us. Pics have arrived so check em out and n'joy yourselves, goodnight ! Lel
