Say Adieu to the Jew






			What We Will Do For You
		Cartman


			We will cut all taxes for the students, and have the teachers pick up the slack! We will do away with weekend homework! We will do away with art class, because we believe that students should not be forced to be hippies! We will increase recess by 5 minutes, and lunch time by 10! We will force the student government to show an episode of Terrance and Phillip every Friday Afternoon! We will ensure that all minorities, excluding Kyle, will be treated fairly and equally. We will protect you from Vampires.
--The Official Speech --Qualifications --"I hate Stan and Kyle"



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