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Rather cold in the northern flanks, and not very condusive to battle or the training thereof.
(Battery M, 1st Ohio) 2002
The Yankee soldiers are fat and sassy. The light winter has allowed complete recovery of the troops. At this point they are a force to be reckoned with. NOT!! The Reb's rule!! Yank Dog! Pull a vaccumm on the little general!! Sincerely, COL. COO
(Gonzales Tiger Brigade, 1st Louisiana) 2002
The Rebels are running scared boys! One of their brigrades is already planning on hiding out in Alabama during the up coming battle! Just what we thought ... afraid to face us on the new battlefield! (7th Pennsylvania Cavalry Regiment) 2002
The South's Gonna Rise Again!!!  Can't wait to kick a little Yankee Ass!!  Those Northern Boys are soundin scared!  And the difficulty of the new Battlefield will certainly be to the advantage of the Pinpoint Accurate Southern Boys.  Infantryman Hall
(Lafayette Tiger Brigade, 1st Louisiana) 2002
Never have I read such articulate descriptions of the Rebel vermin as our fine soldier Mr. Brad Demmler has spelled out in the 2003 call to arms. Well done sir !!
(General L. Smith, 2nd Ohio Heavy Artillery) 2003
Genral Smith, I do believe that some of those butternut sucking rebel vermin are on the march spouting all manner of fantasy!  The 1st Louisiana Regiment is the leading proponent of these fantasies.  General, PINK PIGS will fly before these rebels win another battle!
(7th Pennsylvania Cavalry Regiment) 2003
Count me in if:  Our Southern leader is an equal to Larry Smith, the North leader:
No conscience, scheming, win at all costs, bloodthirsty, sandbagger, knows every ringer in town, can't add, hold on ... I just described anybody that is in the welding business.  HA!  All I want to know is what is the entertainment schedule for Friday night?

(Captain Shuler, 1st Texas Grenadiers) 2002
To all the Rebels out there, this is your designated sacrificial lamb. Lets show these CHUMPS who the sacrificial lamb really is. Its the entire Yankee Corps thats who. Lets get going and sign the guestbook online guys. These yankee bastards have been quite cocky even though they got their butts whipped up on last year, its obvious the more challenging course at Longwood is a definite advantage to us Rebels so once again lets get signed up and get prepared to kick some butt.
GENERAL HALL
(Lafayette Tiger Brigade, 1st Louisiana) 2003
I Have heard from a reliable source that one Rebel, Buc Private Charles Brown, has complained that the campaign is too long.  I would like to suggest to the private that his fatigue may not be related to the length of the campaign at all.  Rather, it may be his ineffective shooting that is causing him to take too many shots. I will suggest to the Rebel leadership that this man may be better suited for driving the LSW (Liquor Support Wagon) or cleaning his fellow soldier's weapons in between their shots!

BE PREPARDED MEN!  The Rebels are mustering their troops, and they will not ALL be as SOFT as the soldier I have commented on above.
GENERAL SMITH
(General L. Smith, 2nd Ohio Heavy Artillery) 2003
I am wondering what ringer Smith will find for me this year? Each year they are getting younger and I am getting older.  General Hall, kindly tell General Smith that there should be a minimum age for my opponent and I will let his conscience be the judge. Wait a minute ... he doesn't have one!
(Captain Shuler, 1st Texas Grenadiers) 2003
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