K'Tesh's Klingon Recipe Pages: Desserts
 

Desserts

The following dessert(s) are here to tempt you tastebuds, or other taste appendage(s)

 

Rokeg Blood Pie (ro'qegh'Iwchab): Rokeg Blood Pie is a traditional klingon dish, that many did not believe to have made an appearance in any episode of Star Trek up untill it's third incarnation in "Day of Honor" [VGR]. According to the book "Star Trek: The Next Generation Companion", rokeg blood pie appeared in the episode "A Matter of Honor", it also made an appearance in the interactive CD ROM game "Star Trek: KLINGON" (but it looked very different and that variation of the recipe is missing at this time), and most recently in "Resurrections" [DS9].

As seen in 'A Matter Of Honor'

"Rokeg Blood Pie is a much favored Klingon dish , difficult to prepare properly. There are many regional variations of this dish. The Blood Feud between the House of Rengoth and the House of Dore began when warriors of each house claimed to have the better recipe.", according to "Star Trek: KLINGON".

Hey! Who knows, maybe all my recipes are accurate!

In the episode "A Matter Of Honor" The ACTUAL dish was made from several turnips that still had the roots attached, placed in pumpkin pie, died red, and displayed in a clear bowl. In the episode "A Matter Of Honor" The ACTUAL dish was made from several turnips that still had the roots attached, placed in pumpkin pie, died red, and displayed in a clear bowl. (I still prefer my other solutions for actually eating)

 

I made a variation of this by using raw beets, with the roots attached. Then I displayed them in a clear bowl full of mushroom soup, or clam dip. Before displaying I cut the stems off to make the beets more stable, and I retained the stems for other klingon dishes.

 

K'Tesh's version'

Rokeg Blood Pie, gelatin version: This is my favorite version for appearance. This is an almond gelatin recipe I modified to resemble (as best as I can tell) klingon blood. (The idea worked like this: If fish blood resembles mammal blood... wouldn't rokeg blood resemble klingon blood?), apparently my idea worked, because in "Resurrection" [DS9] it appears that someone at Paramount liked my recipe. I admit however that it was not pointed to and called rokeg blood pie by name, I presume that it is rokeg blood pie, cause it strongly resembles my recipe.

Ingredients:

2 packages Knox unflavored gelatin
1 cup hot water
1 cup boiling water
6 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 1/2 cups 2% milk
2 teaspoons almond extract
** less than 1/8 teaspoon Burgundy icing color
** Graham Cracker Crust mix

Preparation:

In the bottom of a large mixing bowl, prepare the graham cracker crust, careful to make sure that only in the bowl has the crust. When finished the crust will be on the top of the dessert, and the crust does not extend down the side. Carefully cover the top of the crust with butter, this is intended to seal the crust from the gelatin. (when graham cracker crust becomes wet, it swells, and tastes reprehensible.)

Soften gelatin in a 2-quart bowl with 1 cup hot water. Stir until gelatin is dissolved. Add 1 cup boiling water. Stir. Add Sugar, milk, **food coloring, and almond extract. Stir together. **Pour onto crust. Chill until firm.

When the gelatin is firm, cover the bowl with an upside down plate, and invert the dessert. If you happen to have a Parallel Universe's Bajoran thief , you should allow him to cut the dessert with a borrowed meqleH

(the original recipe 'Ha Nong Woo' has optional toppings: mandarin orange segments, maraschino cherries, and/or other canned fruit)

**Blood Pie only

 

Rokeg Blood Pie from Star Trek KLINGON

Rokeg Blood Pie, No Bake Versions: Take Jell-O's No Bake Chocolate Silk Pie, or Cherry Cheesecake and prepare according to instructions. Top with a can of cherry pie filling. (for better appearance, remove cherries with chopsticks)(you may wish to add some food coloring)

 

K'truyg: Koloth was seen consuming this dish at the replimat aboard Deep Space 9, He said that the cuts and thusts were to keep his eye sharp. Kor commented that children do that, and it had been 50 years since his (Koloth's) good eye was sharp. Worf remembered the tartness of this dish, and wanted some before Cmdr. Riker's reaction to the scrag interrupted his meal. ("Blood Oath" [DS9], "Debtors' Planet" [TNG Novel #30])

This appeared to be a rectangle of tofu (I recommend Happy Tofu Inc's firm tofu) that had a blue sauce on top. It was sitting on a bed of dark green leaves, with a garnish of cockroach (fake)

 

Tarvokian Pound Cake: Made by Worf to serve to Wesley when he returned to the Enterprise. ("The Game" [TNG])

(this humorous variant comes from Khaywolf)

Take one Tarvokian and pound into a cake mold.

Serve quickly. {=)

 

Chocolate3: This dessert was featured in the TNG episode "The Game". In this episode Troi is enjoying a chocolate delight, as Riker looks on. We also discover that Riker doesn't like Fudge (I knew there was a reason I didn't fully trust him). Chocolate is a serious thing.

I Never Met A Chocolate I Didn't Like

The Chocolate3 Ritual: To capture the whole experience:

First spoon the fudge around the rim, leaving only the ice-cream in the middle.
Then you gently spoon the ice-cream around the sides; like you're sculpting it.
Relish every bite, make every one an event.
And with your last spoonful, close your eyes.

Chocolate3

Ingredients:

Chocolate Ice-Cream
Chocolate Fudge
Chocolate Chips (including white chocolate chips)
Maraschino Cherry With Stem.

Preparation:

Take a scoop of the chocolate ice-cream, cover with chocolate fudge.

Sprinkle with chocolate chips to taste. Top with a Maraschino Cherry with the stem

Serve!

I *never* met a Chocolate I Didn't Like!

 

Talavian Chocolates: Shortly before blowing up his own tailor shop, Elim Garak mentioned having nibbled some of these difficult to obtain chocolates. They have been known to slow the dining experience, especially when you are having lunch with a hungry tera'ngan, and make a well appreciated farewell gift. ("Improbable Cause" [DS9])

The box that Bashir gave Garak appeared to be about 3 inches square, about 3/4 to 1 inch high. It had a silver wrapper with a chocolate brown ribbon around it (forming a plus sign) and a small label centered on the top and bottom. I would guess that it could have held four or five chocolates.

 

Coffee Ice Cream: Known as one of Captain Janeway's favorite flavors for ice cream. ("Persistance of Vision" [VGR])

Coffee Ice Cream

Ingredients

6 egg yolks
1/2 cup castor sugar
2 cups cream
1-1/2 cups coffee beans

Preparation

Beat the egg yolks with the castor sugar until light and pale in colour. Scald the cream with the coffee beans and pour onto the yolks and sugar, stirring until combined.

Pour back into the saucepan and stir over a low heat until the mixture thickens and coats the back of the spoon. Allow the mixture to cool leaving the beans in the custard.

Strain, and add mixture to your ice cream machine, following its instructions for freezing, or you can strain the mixture into into a chilled ice cream tray, put into freezer, remove to stir/beat twice (in a chilled bowl) before completely firm.

Thalian Chocolate Mousse: Offered by Wesley Crusher to Salia, the leader of Daled IV. Thalian chocolate mousse uses 400 year old cocoa beans. ("The Dauphin" [TNG])

Thalian Chocolate Mousse

Ingredients:

300g bittersweet chocolate
200g soft unsalted butter
8 eggs
1/2 glass castor (granulated) sugar
1/4 glass water
pinch of salt.

Preparation:

Separate the eggs, melt the sugar in the water, bring to the boil and let become lukewarm. Melt the chocolate in a double boiler (or in a bowl over a pan of simmering water), add the sugar syrup, mixing well. And now the secret touch - add 2 generous spoonfuls of a good whiskey!! Pour the chocolate mixture slowly over the yolk, mixing well again. Stir in the soft butter.

Beat the egg whites to a stiff peak with a pinch of salt (no salt is needed if you use a copper bowl). Fold the egg whites gently into the chocolate mixture. Keep refrigerated for at least 5 hours (or better still, overnight) before serving.

NOTES:
don't use a large glass for measuring the sugar and water...just an ordinary sized glass.

Instead of whiskey you can use anything you like...Grand Marnier, Tia Maria and Frangelico or Amaretto liqueurs are delicious. Also, don't use cooking/baking chocolate...use a high quality bittersweet chocolate.

Serves: 8 - 10

Recipe from THE CHOCOLATE RECIPES ARCHIVE

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Cellular Peptide Cake

Cellular Peptide Cake (with Mint Frosting): (Delicious) This cake was a featured item in the episode "Phantasms", though their recipe called for one Councilor Troi.

The cake was a yellow-white sheet cake, with sponge (angelfood) cake additions. The original idea was to have a full size, anatomically correct cake rendition of Troi. This idea was scrapped, and they went with the torso.

Mint frosting: add a couple of teaspoons of mint extract to your frosting mix. Don't forget that Troi's uniform is blue w/black sides. Black food coloring is available at most kitchen shops. Troi's pips (at that time): two gold, one black.

Ps. For best effect, remember to cut from the shoulder first.

 

Nutcake: With Spock's katra logged in McCoy's mind, Kirk described him as fruity as a nutcake. ("Star Trek III: The Search For Spock")

I suspect Kirk meant, nutty as a fruitcake. Presumeably the fruitcake is a lost recipe in the 23 century, and slang is slipping.

Nutcake

Ingredients

2 cups all purpose flour
2 cups granulated sugar
2 eggs
2 tsp. soda
2 tsp. vanilla
20 oz. canned crushed pineapple (not drained)
3/4 cup chopped pecans
1 stick oleo
8 oz. cream cheese (room temp)
1-3/4 cup powdered sugar.

Preparation

Mix the flour, granulated sugar, eggs, soda, vanilla, pineapple and juice, and pecans well. Pour into a 9x13 greased and floured pan. Bake in a preheated oven at 350F for 40 minutes.

Mix the oleo, cream cheese, and powdered sugar together, then pour over the hot cake.

 

L'antimatter flambe: A dessert listed on the menu of the "Cafe des Artistes". Translated from the French, the dish read "L'antimatter flambe Have the cake, and eat it too terrapin surprise". ("We'll Always Have Paris" [TNG])

The menu was not legible in the episode, but it can clearly be seen in the book "The Continuing Mission".

L'antimatter flambe

WARNING! THIS DISH IS INTENDED TO FLAME UP! Before cooking, be prepared to extinguish any flames!

Ingredients

4 bananas
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup butter
1/2 cup banana liqueur
1/2 cup 151 proof rum
1 Tbs. pure vanilla extract
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
ice cream, cake, or cookies
1 cup heavy (whipping) cream (optional)
1 Tbs banana liqueur (optional)

Flameproof pan
Metal utensils
Oven Mits

Preparation

Slice the bananas into four pieces by slicing them in half lengthwise and then halving them widthwise. Melt the butter in a heavy skillet. Add the brown sugar and cinnamon. Mix well and reduce the heat to low. Stir frequently and cook until the mixture thickens. Add the vanilla and banana liqueur. Stir well and simmer for about four minutes. Add the sliced bananas and stir to coat with the sauce. Increase the heat to medium and cook for an additional five minutes, making sure to stir frequently to coat the bananas with the sauce.

Right before serving, heat the rum in a metal flameproof (copper works well) pan or cup. Ignite the rum and pour over the banana mixture. When you light the rum, only a small blue flame will show, but when you pour it over the banana mixture it will become ablaze to a chorus of Oooohs and Aaaahs. Serve over ice cream, cake, or with cookies. Optional topping : Whip the cream until light and fluffy. Blend in the tablespoon of liqueur and serve immediately alongside the banana mixture.

Great over angel food cake, pound cake, yellow cake, and even chocolate cake. It is also great when eaten warm the next morning over pancakes, waffles, French toast or other breakfast foods.

Recipe from
Suite101.com's Moonlit Desserts.

Banana Split: Maybe one of the best things in the universe. Especially if you find yourself torn from the people who raised you since you were a small child. ("Suddenly Human" [TNG])

I like to use the best vanilla ice-cream I can find ( the kind with the beans in it)
1 large banana, split lengthwise
Hershey's Chocolate Syrup (be generous)
Maraschino cherries
sprinkle with nuts (peanuts, almonds (my choice), walnuts, and/or shredded coconut )

 

Flan: A molded custard dessert, covered with caramel syrup, from earth. ("Whispers" [DS9])

Flan

Ingredients

2/3 cup sugar for caramel
8 ox. condensed milk
8 oz. fresh milk
4 eggs
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
1/2 tsp. almond extract
1/4 tsp. salt
1 tsp Amaretto or Rum (optional)

Preparation

To make caramel, heat 2/3 cup sugar in a medium-sized skillet over medium heat. When sugar begins to melt, redue heat to low and continue cooking until it has melted and browned. Spoon or pour over bottom and sides of a 1 1/2-quart baking dish and tilt the dish so that caramel spreads evenly. Work quickly as the caramel hardens fast as it cools.

Fill blender container with all remaining ingredients and blend. Pour this mixture into cooled caramel-coated baking dish. Set in a larger pan of warm water (water must reach at least half the depth of the baking dish). Cover flan loosely with this broiling foil to prevent it from overbrowning.

Bake in a preheated 325 degree oven for 1 1/2 hours or until a knife inserted in the center comes out clean. Remove from larger baking pan andallow to cool. The flan tastes better when served chilled, so place in refrigerator for at least an hour before serving.

To serve, run a knife around the edge of the pudding and invert it on a round dessert platter. After the syrup has settled around the custard add a teaspoon of Amaretto liqueur and stir carefully so that all the syrup will be flavored.

Makes 10-12 servings

Blueberry Pie: To celebrate nothing at all, Maquis Cell leader, Macias, and Lt. Ro Laren were going to have a party. He was going to prepare blueberry pie, and she was going to make Hasparat. However, their wishes did not get a chance to reach fruition. ("Preemptive Strike" [TNG])

Double-Crust Blueberry Pie

Ingredients:

4 cups blueberries (frozen or fresh)
1/2 to 3/4 cup sugar
3 Tbs. all-purpose Flour
Pastry for Double-Crust Pie (following this recipe)

Preparation:

In a large mixing bowl stir the sugar and flour together. Add the fruit and toss till the fruit is coated with the sugar mixture. Transfer to a pastry lined 9-inch pie plate. Cut slits in the top crust. Adjust top crust. Seal and flute edge, Sprinkle with sugar if desired. Cover and edge with foil. Bake in a 375 degree (Fahrenheit) oven for 25 minutes. Remove foil. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes more or till the top is golden and fruit is tender.

Note: if using frozen blueberries toss the fruit with the sugar-flour mixture, then let the mixture stand for 15 to 30 minutes or until the fruit is partially thawed, but still icy. Stir well. Transfer to the pastry-lined pie plate. Top filling with pastry . Cover edge with foil. Bake for 50 minutes. Remove foil; bake for 20 to 30 minutes more or till top is golden and fruit is tender.

 

Pastry for Double-Crust pie

Ingredients:

2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 tsp. salt
2/3 cup shortening (or lard)
6 to 7 Tbs. cold water

Preparation:

In a mixing bowl stir together flour and salt. Cut in shortening or lard till pieces are the size of small peas. Sprinkle 1 Tbs. of water over part of the mixture; gently toss with a fork. Push to the side of bowl. Repeat till all is moistened. If using an electric-mixer combine the flour salt and shortening. Beat until pieces are the size of small peas. Add 6 Tbs. cold water; beat at low speed until the dough clings together (15 to 20 seconds). Divide dough in half. Form Each half into a ball.

On a lightly floured surface, flatten one ball of dough with hands. Roll dough from center to edges, forming a circle about 12 inches in diameter. Wrap pastry around rolling pin. Unroll onto a 9-inch pie plate, being careful not to stretch pastry. Trim pastry even with rim of pie plate.

for top crust, roll remaining dough. Cut slits to allow steam to escape. Fill pastry in pie plate with desired filling (in this case the blueberry-sugar-flour mixture). Place top crust on filling. Trim top crust 1/2 inch beyond the edge of plate. Fold top crust under bottom crust; flute edge. Bake as directed above.

Recipe from "Better Homes and Gardens NEW COOK BOOK"

 

Bread Pudding Souffl�: A recipe from the kitchen of Ben Sisko's Father (according to the book "The Federation Travel Guide"). This recipe was the best that I could do at this time.

New Orleans Bread Pudding
Ingredients:

1 loaf French bread
1 qt. milk
3 eggs
1 1/3 cups sugar (most recipes call for 1 1/2 to 2 cups, but the sauce is very sweet)
1 cup raisins
2 tbs. vanilla
3 tbs. butter

SAUCE
1 cup sugar
1 stick butter
1 egg
3 tbs. bourbon or to taste

Preparation:

Tear bread in pieces and soak in milk for at least an hour. Beat eggs with sugar and vanilla. Add to bread mixture. Stir in raisins.

Melt 3 tbs. butter in oblong baking dish. Pour pudding into baking dish and bake at 350 degrees F. for approximately 1 hour. Let cool, then cut into serving cubes and place in individual bowls. Top with whiskey sauce and serve.

To make sauce melt 1 stick butter in top of double boiler. Add 1 cup sugar and stir until hot and sugar well dissolved. Add beaten egg and cook briefly. Remove from heat and add bourbon.

NOTE: The secret to this recipe is excellent French bread and good bourbon.

Serves: 8
Recipe from
HomeArts Eats

 

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Rokeg Blood Pie:
Original Version,
K'Tesh's Version,
Nobake Versions

K'truyg
Tarkovian Pound Cake
Chocolate3

Talavian Chocolates

Coffee Ice Cream
Thalian Chocolate Mousse

Cellular Peptide Cake
Nutcake
L'antimatter flambe
Banana Split
Flan
Blueberry Pie
Bread Pudding Souffl�

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