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| Who wants to eat Reeses when Oreos are available? C'mon people, be creative and tell me your preferable method of consumption! How *I* eat an Oreo: 1. SLEDGEHAMMER!! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! Then inhale the crumbs Kirby-style ^.^ 2. Okay this is actually more how David or Koray would eat an Oreo.. "Once I obtain the 3" *takes a bite out of the Oreo* "Eshmyptian god cads an' za" *pulls remaining cookie apart and gazes droolingly at the frosting* millenium... *drools* .......puzz..le.." *shoves both halves of cookie into mouth* "Mmmph mmm mph mmph ... oh forget it" *goes off in search of a fresh box of Oreos* How Richard eats an Oreo: 3. Roast it over an uncontrolled forest fire with marshmallows and peasants for dessert... jk, Richard doesn't eat peasants... i dont think... O.o How Kelley eats an Oreo: 3. I take one side of the cookie, and bite around the complete circumference of the cookie. After that step is complete, i bite off the center section left from the cookie half. I then scrape off the creme with my teeth, and pop the other side of the cookie in whole. How David eats an Oreo: 4. how to eat an oreo lets see....well first u gotta go to the store and buy some. then u gotta take a really long sword to open the package. then u take the sword thing and cut the oreo in half so u have (l l) and then u ask it to go back together so u have O then u split it apart so u have O O. then u take the side with more white stuff and put a mountain of whipped cream on it. then u take the other side and put a mountain of chocolate syrup. then u take a bowl and fill it with lots of oreo flavored icycream.and take yur two oreos and put them together as close as u can, but do this over the boul of icycream until all of it falls down then u take the bowl of ice cream and eat it...ok then u really didnt eat the oreo but close enough, right? so be happy 5. oreos again! take an oreo and throw it as high as you can. then build worlds largest funnel so it lands right in your mouth then stick a blender at the bottom of the funnel and turn it on. then put a magical spell on the bender so it never runs out of the ingredients it has. then the blender will shoot oreos all over the world until it decides to stop. then u take whatevers left of the oreo and throw it away and go eat some eel cause it tastes better. the more eel the more happiness. then stick the eel in the blender and stick a pipe going from the blender to davids mouth and turn it on and then take yur thrown away oreo and smash it alot so its a pancake oreo and then take that and play a good game of frisbee...isnt that a good way to eat it?...wait... i didnt eat it again...boo hoo How Jason Sanstorm eats an Oreo: 6. i slam it How Bridget eats an Oreo: 7. i swallow it whole and chok to death...then come bak as a ghost oreo to haunt oreo makers (mwahahahahahahaha) 8. i step on it... feet have to eat too you know 9. sit on it..then give it to ur brother/sister....then laugh 10. Go get a krazy cow from Kelly's Ranks of Moo and put milk on ur oreo...isnt that easy? How Joanna eats an Oreo: 11. pull it apart and eat the cream How the Little Irish Ghost eats an Oreo: (Who is the Lil Irish Ghost anyways? I'm stumped...) 12. Smash oreo until crumbled, then put in blender. Blend until creamy.When creamy pour it in a bowl and stick your face in it until gone. If u prefer, use a straw. 13. Stuff oreo in mouth.Chew and swallow.Repeat if needed. |
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| So... you like Oreos? lol.. don't we all? Well, here's the part where you get to send in YOUR instructions on how to eat an oreo.. a few of my ideas are in my poll in my subprofile. E-mail me your ideas with your name so I can add to the list! (or tell me if you wish to remain anonymous) And yes, you may have multiple ways of eating an Oreo... |
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